Not actually antimustachian, but funny:
I work at a University which had a $14 mil. budget shortfall this year (thanks, legislators, for deciding tax breaks for oil companies were more worthwhile than funding education!) and they're projecting the same next year. So they're looking at programs to scale back on or cut outright, and the list came out the other day. I was sitting in a meeting discussing it and someone pointed out that mathematics is on the list. The person leading the meeting said, "Well, there's the B.A. and M.A., and the B.S. and M.S. So if the B.A. goes away, that doesn't mean the B.S. will go away." All I could think was, "That is the truest statement I have ever heard about the U." Couldn't help snorting with laughter and then everyone looks at me, pauses...round of giggles around the table.