I was eating my lunch at my desk when a co-worker came up and this happened:
Me: Hey!
C.W.: Do you bring your lunch every day?
Me: Well yeah, I love to cook so I always have leftovers.
C.W.: I'd much rather buy lunch out, that way I can get whatever I want.
Me: Well I buy all my groceries, so I can buy the ingredients to make whatever I want. I think I get more of what I want because I can tailor it specifically to my tastes.
C.W.: *stunned silence*
Oh and here's another one, different co-worker (can you tell I work with government drones?):
C.W.: I just got a great deal on yoga pants at gap body.
Me: Wow, that's great.
C.W.: Normally they're $50 but I got them for $35, I mean, why would I pay more than that for yoga pants?
Me: I agree, I buy mine at Conway*
C.W.: Ugh, I wouldn't set foot in that store.
*conway is a discount type chain store in nyc. I buy my yoga pants there for about $3-$5, but I mean, I guess it's totally beneath some people.