Me: I don't usually go to Starbucks but I bought some discounted Starbucks gift cards last year for half off. Now it makes me realize how bad my Mr. coffee at home is, it burns the coffee! The Starbucks coffee tastes so much better.
CW: that's why we have have a Nespresso machine at home. The coffee it makes tastes so good! You need to get one
Me: they are pricey, aren't they?
CW: its like $300, but it's worth it the coffee tastes so good. If you go to Starbucks everyday before work it will cost x dollars per month and that turns into over a thousand per year! It's smart to get the nespresso machine!! Such a good deal!
Anyway despite having a fancy $300 coffee maker, the dude still buys coffee at the work cafe each morning at work, drinks half of it, then complains how shitty the cafe coffee is and throws it out. Why did he buy a fancy coffee machine again? As for me, I don't actually go to Starbucks everyday, I usually make my own coffee at home so buying a fancy machine won't save a thousand dollars like this dumbass claims. Instead I'm going to invest $15 in a French press.
It amuses me how this CW always seems to pick one of the most expensive solutions, doesn't actually use the thing he bought, but calls himself smart for saving money because he could think of more ways he could've made it even more expensive!
Pro tip: each thing you don't buy is like getting it for 100% off. What a deal!