Overheard at my husbands work on Friday, DH is friends with the husband, but I had just met the wife that day. This guy is NOT mustachian, my husband looked up his truck, it retails for 55k so he's nowhere near innocent in this and frankly strikes me as a "as long as I want it it's OK to buy it type of person".
"look honey SHE has a Louis Vuitton, why won't you buy ME one" (talking about me)
Me: I bought it at a yard sale for $7
Her husband: Honey, I just bought you a new Range Rover, I'm not sure where you think the money comes from
Her: Well you are just going to have to earn more (not possible as he's AD like mine), or get rid of your truck, I told you that's what I wanted for my birthday.
Me: Or you could go to a yardsale and try to find a cheap one...
Her DH: But I thought you wanted to go on vacation with them in a few months, we need to save up money if you want to go with them, that's going to be like a thousand dollars!
Me: I'm going yardsaling next weekend if you want to come with me
My husband: aaaaallll righty we are headed out, have to go walk the dogs. To me in the car: JESUS CHRIST THEY HAVE 100k in VEHICLES WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM!?!?!?!