I never understood why people spent a lot of time on the throne either, I was a 'sit down, go, clean up, done', 2-3 minutes tops. If I didn't have to go right away, why sit there and wait for it to happen? Just wait till it's ready before even going into the bathroom, right? Then I got a smartphone and started wasting time on the pot at work. After sitting there for a few minutes after I was done I went 'oh hey what's this, there's more'. If you sit there a bit, you'll get some more moving through that you didn't know was there. I don't know if this is what everyone is doing, but it's become routine for me now.
And with that I have to say I think this is as far off topic as we can go, I think we've hit a new level...