I work on multiple part time jobs 1 to 2 days a week.
Conversation with one of my new telemarketer colleague:
Him: Wow it is crazy the money you make here you must have everything you want.
Me: Yes I do.
Him: what is your car?
Me: Civic 97.
Him: what are you crazy? you made enough money to buy 3 of those just this week, if I was you I would have bought a cool Mercedez.
Me: I am keeping my money to make a world tour for a few years.
Him: That is silly, Id rather have a Mercedez. Who cares about Africa?
Me: Me...I gotta go, bye.
Conversation with 2 guys from my house painting job that already came to my apartment. (I have no TV and no computer)
guy1: Yo, how the hell do you live bro. Your the craziest guy I ever saw.
guy2: Yeah man, how do you live without a TV. I watch it like 4 hours a day.
Me: I don't watch it.
guy2: You are really missing out something. I am gonna buy a new 3d tv tomorrow that cost 1500, it is such a deal. (guy has 700 in bank)
Me: I think you guys are the one missing.
guy1: Oh shit that is a good deal where is that, i am going to buy it too and what could we be missing?
Me: gym, numerous outdoors activities, girls, trips, drawing, music...
Guy 2: Wow I have no times for all these things anyways. (dude you just admit to watch Tv 4 hours a day)
Guy1: yeah and all those activities must be expensive, I don't have money to travel. (but you have to buy a 1500$ TV. Shit what a deal bro)
I love people I work with, they make me laugh a lot. At first I was finding these type of people annoying but now I just find them incredibly funny.