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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16000 on: November 28, 2016, 03:30:30 PM »


His boss (the guy presenting said awards) somehow forgot to pack anything but t-shirts and jeans.

So he bought a dress shirt and tie at the airport. $440.

The guy has no assets, no investments, no savings, and recently defaulted on a $35,000 bill owed to his former financial planner.

So much fail without even getting to owing $35k to hsi former financial planner.

How the hell do you forget to pack non-relax clothes for a business trip? Also, what the F are you doing spending $440 for a shirt and tie. I know you're in AUS, but c'mon prices can't be that much different. It would have been far cheaper for him to take a cab to the nearest mall, or at the least just borrow a tie from someone and get a decent dress shirt.

I have a cousin that's been spoiled rotten by his parents to the point where he thinks cheap things are beneath him. For one wedding the airline misplaced his check-in bag (yes he had a check-in bag for a 2 day trip) so he got a ride to the mall where he bought a brand new suit, shirt, and tie and it was all really nice stuff. When he found out that they found his bag and would bring it to him with enough time to wear it for the wedding, he decided to keep the new clothes. He's done this for things that he'd forgotten to pack, including something as trivial as a white shirt (undershirt). I remember when he was in town for a wedding we all offered to lend/give him one of ours and he went ahead and bought one. My brother drove him to the mall and was with him when he bought it was speechless by it, and wouldn't dare say how much he paid for it (I kept trying to figure it out).

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16001 on: November 28, 2016, 08:36:27 PM »
I coach and have to show my keys before I get my last paycheck as protocol at the end of a season.  The amount probably is something like 500 dollars.  After showing the keys to the secretary...

secretary (looking a little distressed): I just wanted to give you a heads up that the money won't be able to get put onto your next paycheck in time, so you won't receive the money for two more weeks. 

me: That's fine, as long as I get it.

Secretary: (pauses for a bit)...Wow, must be nice being independently wealthy! (in a bit of a put off tone)

At that point, I was pretty much speechless.  I mean, first off, who would even say that:)  And really, her definition of independently wealthy is being able to wait an extra 2 weeks for a supplemental check for 500 that's on top of my normal check?? 



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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16002 on: November 28, 2016, 09:34:14 PM »
I coach and have to show my keys before I get my last paycheck as protocol at the end of a season.  The amount probably is something like 500 dollars.  After showing the keys to the secretary...

secretary (looking a little distressed): I just wanted to give you a heads up that the money won't be able to get put onto your next paycheck in time, so you won't receive the money for two more weeks. 

me: That's fine, as long as I get it.

Secretary: (pauses for a bit)...Wow, must be nice being independently wealthy! (in a bit of a put off tone)

At that point, I was pretty much speechless.  I mean, first off, who would even say that:)  And really, her definition of independently wealthy is being able to wait an extra 2 weeks for a supplemental check for 500 that's on top of my normal check??

Having taught, and administered some events where teachers got extra pay, yes... many teachers couldn't wait, because they'd have already spent the money in expectation of getting it.  I've literally heard this comment when they found out extra pay would be delayed "But I've already spent the money!"
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16003 on: November 28, 2016, 10:24:13 PM »
I coach and have to show my keys before I get my last paycheck as protocol at the end of a season.  The amount probably is something like 500 dollars.  After showing the keys to the secretary...

secretary (looking a little distressed): I just wanted to give you a heads up that the money won't be able to get put onto your next paycheck in time, so you won't receive the money for two more weeks. 

me: That's fine, as long as I get it.

Secretary: (pauses for a bit)...Wow, must be nice being independently wealthy! (in a bit of a put off tone)

At that point, I was pretty much speechless.  I mean, first off, who would even say that:)  And really, her definition of independently wealthy is being able to wait an extra 2 weeks for a supplemental check for 500 that's on top of my normal check??

Having taught, and administered some events where teachers got extra pay, yes... many teachers couldn't wait, because they'd have already spent the money in expectation of getting it.  I've literally heard this comment when they found out extra pay would be delayed "But I've already spent the money!"

Not just teachers.

Whenever I claimed work expenses in my old job, the accountant would be incredibly apologetic if she couldn't process it that day.

Then I watched my now-former boss have a go at her till she paid his expenses out of her own wallet so he could buy lunch.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16004 on: November 28, 2016, 10:40:54 PM »
At my job, approved expense reports turned in by Wednesday at 9:00am are paid on Friday, just like any other invoice.  Since the supervisor has to approve them, best bet is to get them turned in earlier than Wednesday at 8:59am.  In what world do people expect to get money immediately?

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16005 on: November 29, 2016, 02:02:55 AM »
At my job, approved expense reports turned in by Wednesday at 9:00am are paid on Friday, just like any other invoice.  Since the supervisor has to approve them, best bet is to get them turned in earlier than Wednesday at 8:59am.  In what world do people expect to get money immediately?

In many cases for teachers it's more like getting paid ~2 months later.

(Say, summer school activity in June.  Processed in July, paid in Aug... and extra payments always came on the end of the month paycheck.)

But still.  That's how it always goes.  You'd think they'd learn.
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16006 on: November 29, 2016, 03:17:31 AM »
He's done this for things that he'd forgotten to pack, including something as trivial as a white shirt (undershirt). I remember when he was in town for a wedding we all offered to lend/give him one of ours and he went ahead and bought one. My brother drove him to the mall and was with him when he bought it was speechless by it, and wouldn't dare say how much he paid for it (I kept trying to figure it out).

I was once in a holiday rental with my parents (as a grown up). There was no washing machine. On the last day my dad comments has to drive to the nearest city (12 miles away) to buy a vest (I think this is what you call an undershirt? Like a tank top only for old men to wear under their shirt). 

My mum says, "A vest? You've got loads of vests!", and he says, "Oh, I'm wearing my LAST one today. That's it, out of vests. I'll go later on".

I'm like.... can't you just wash yesterdays vest in the sink?

He grew up in an age before washing machines and yet it never occurred to him that there was a solution to 'no more clean vests' other than drive 12 miles and buy one. My mind boggled. Dunno how I ended up here!

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16007 on: November 29, 2016, 05:02:47 AM »
Sounds like the Duck Club.  Original post and update.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16008 on: November 29, 2016, 06:04:11 AM »
I coach and have to show my keys before I get my last paycheck as protocol at the end of a season.  The amount probably is something like 500 dollars.  After showing the keys to the secretary...

secretary (looking a little distressed): I just wanted to give you a heads up that the money won't be able to get put onto your next paycheck in time, so you won't receive the money for two more weeks. 

me: That's fine, as long as I get it.

Secretary: (pauses for a bit)...Wow, must be nice being independently wealthy! (in a bit of a put off tone)

At that point, I was pretty much speechless.  I mean, first off, who would even say that:)  And really, her definition of independently wealthy is being able to wait an extra 2 weeks for a supplemental check for 500 that's on top of my normal check??

Wow... there's just no good response to that. "Uh, yeah, it is pretty nice, actually."
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16009 on: November 29, 2016, 07:54:45 AM »
I coach and have to show my keys before I get my last paycheck as protocol at the end of a season.  The amount probably is something like 500 dollars.  After showing the keys to the secretary...

secretary (looking a little distressed): I just wanted to give you a heads up that the money won't be able to get put onto your next paycheck in time, so you won't receive the money for two more weeks. 

me: That's fine, as long as I get it.

Secretary: (pauses for a bit)...Wow, must be nice being independently wealthy! (in a bit of a put off tone)

At that point, I was pretty much speechless.  I mean, first off, who would even say that:)  And really, her definition of independently wealthy is being able to wait an extra 2 weeks for a supplemental check for 500 that's on top of my normal check??

Having taught, and administered some events where teachers got extra pay, yes... many teachers couldn't wait, because they'd have already spent the money in expectation of getting it.  I've literally heard this comment when they found out extra pay would be delayed "But I've already spent the money!"

Not just teachers.

Whenever I claimed work expenses in my old job, the accountant would be incredibly apologetic if she couldn't process it that day.

Then I watched my now-former boss have a go at her till she paid his expenses out of her own wallet so he could buy lunch.

I would be incredibly annoyed to come out of pocket for any expenses at work and then have to wait to get reimbursed*.  Whether or not I can afford it is not the issue, the company requiring that I float it a loan is.  Either give me a company CC, or don't expect me to incur the expense.  It's their job to figure out a way to purchase things, not mine to do it on their behalf.


All that said, berating the secretary and demanding money out of her wallet isn't right at all. 



*Unless I'm doing it because I want to, i.e. for miles/points/etc, but the ability to do that is indicative of poor corporate controls.
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16010 on: November 29, 2016, 09:25:05 AM »
I coach and have to show my keys before I get my last paycheck as protocol at the end of a season.  The amount probably is something like 500 dollars.  After showing the keys to the secretary...

secretary (looking a little distressed): I just wanted to give you a heads up that the money won't be able to get put onto your next paycheck in time, so you won't receive the money for two more weeks. 

me: That's fine, as long as I get it.

Secretary: (pauses for a bit)...Wow, must be nice being independently wealthy! (in a bit of a put off tone)

At that point, I was pretty much speechless.  I mean, first off, who would even say that:)  And really, her definition of independently wealthy is being able to wait an extra 2 weeks for a supplemental check for 500 that's on top of my normal check??

Having taught, and administered some events where teachers got extra pay, yes... many teachers couldn't wait, because they'd have already spent the money in expectation of getting it.  I've literally heard this comment when they found out extra pay would be delayed "But I've already spent the money!"

Not just teachers.

Whenever I claimed work expenses in my old job, the accountant would be incredibly apologetic if she couldn't process it that day.

Then I watched my now-former boss have a go at her till she paid his expenses out of her own wallet so he could buy lunch.

I would be incredibly annoyed to come out of pocket for any expenses at work and then have to wait to get reimbursed*.  Whether or not I can afford it is not the issue, the company requiring that I float it a loan is.  Either give me a company CC, or don't expect me to incur the expense.  It's their job to figure out a way to purchase things, not mine to do it on their behalf.


All that said, berating the secretary and demanding money out of her wallet isn't right at all. 



*Unless I'm doing it because I want to, i.e. for miles/points/etc, but the ability to do that is indicative of poor corporate controls.

I think it's good for people to have reserves so that when a situation like this comes up, you aren't scrambling, but I do believe that workers should be paid on time and in full. If the employer cannot do so (without adequate notice given*) than the workers should be entitled to compensation.

Unfortunately shit happens. Last year the day after Christmas, my warehouse manager called in a panic because his bank had pulled the wrong amount of his account, like instead of taking $800 for his mortgage they pulled out $1800, and it would take them a week to fix. I loaned him $1000 for this week. What pissed me off is that the bank's response was essentially, "We've waive any overdraft fees," but otherwise no compensation was given for his inconvenience.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16011 on: November 29, 2016, 09:35:41 AM »

Unfortunately shit happens. Last year the day after Christmas, my warehouse manager called in a panic because his bank had pulled the wrong amount of his account, like instead of taking $800 for his mortgage they pulled out $1800, and it would take them a week to fix. I loaned him $1000 for this week. What pissed me off is that the bank's response was essentially, "We've waive any overdraft fees," but otherwise no compensation was given for his inconvenience.

I'd get a new bank. If they messed up and couldn't get him the $1,000 for an entire week? That is out of line.

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« Reply #16012 on: November 29, 2016, 09:44:22 AM »

Unfortunately shit happens. Last year the day after Christmas, my warehouse manager called in a panic because his bank had pulled the wrong amount of his account, like instead of taking $800 for his mortgage they pulled out $1800, and it would take them a week to fix. I loaned him $1000 for this week. What pissed me off is that the bank's response was essentially, "We've waive any overdraft fees," but otherwise no compensation was given for his inconvenience.

I'd get a new bank. If they messed up and couldn't get him the $1,000 for an entire week? That is out of line.

I said as much but he didn't want to. He uses the same bank as my company does so I offered to kick up a storm for him but he told me to let it go.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16013 on: November 29, 2016, 09:55:56 AM »
I coach and have to show my keys before I get my last paycheck as protocol at the end of a season.  The amount probably is something like 500 dollars.  After showing the keys to the secretary...

secretary (looking a little distressed): I just wanted to give you a heads up that the money won't be able to get put onto your next paycheck in time, so you won't receive the money for two more weeks. 

me: That's fine, as long as I get it.

Secretary: (pauses for a bit)...Wow, must be nice being independently wealthy! (in a bit of a put off tone)

At that point, I was pretty much speechless.  I mean, first off, who would even say that:)  And really, her definition of independently wealthy is being able to wait an extra 2 weeks for a supplemental check for 500 that's on top of my normal check??

Having taught, and administered some events where teachers got extra pay, yes... many teachers couldn't wait, because they'd have already spent the money in expectation of getting it.  I've literally heard this comment when they found out extra pay would be delayed "But I've already spent the money!"

Not just teachers.

Whenever I claimed work expenses in my old job, the accountant would be incredibly apologetic if she couldn't process it that day.

Then I watched my now-former boss have a go at her till she paid his expenses out of her own wallet so he could buy lunch.

I would be incredibly annoyed to come out of pocket for any expenses at work and then have to wait to get reimbursed*.  Whether or not I can afford it is not the issue, the company requiring that I float it a loan is.  Either give me a company CC, or don't expect me to incur the expense.  It's their job to figure out a way to purchase things, not mine to do it on their behalf.


All that said, berating the secretary and demanding money out of her wallet isn't right at all. 



*Unless I'm doing it because I want to, i.e. for miles/points/etc, but the ability to do that is indicative of poor corporate controls.

I think it's good for people to have reserves so that when a situation like this comes up, you aren't scrambling, but I do believe that workers should be paid on time and in full. If the employer cannot do so (without adequate notice given*) than the workers should be entitled to compensation.

Unfortunately shit happens. Last year the day after Christmas, my warehouse manager called in a panic because his bank had pulled the wrong amount of his account, like instead of taking $800 for his mortgage they pulled out $1800, and it would take them a week to fix. I loaned him $1000 for this week. What pissed me off is that the bank's response was essentially, "We've waive any overdraft fees," but otherwise no compensation was given for his inconvenience.

That's different though than having to bail out the company.  I've had a corporate credit card plenty of times, and would have no problem taking care of expenses, large and small, with that card and submitting an expense report that would then pay the card.  No big deal at all.  But if I was expected to pick up those expenses and then wait for reimbursement, nope, not going to happen.  I'm not loaning the company money, and frankly, it's a controls failure waiting to happen for the company to have to reimburse employees.  If they want me to be able to do that, issue me a card.  No card, not getting money from me.
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16014 on: November 29, 2016, 10:12:52 AM »
Everyday, I listen to this local Fresno, Cali radio station on the way to work which has fun call-in segments and today the discussion was: "Embarassed: I did ______ during Black Friday." So here I am thinking its going to be some stories of suckas in long lines fighting over on consumer items and immediately I want to turn off the radio, but, instead, I stay tuned.

Come to find out, the first half hour of callers bragged about spending all of their rent money on stuff.

wth.

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« Reply #16015 on: November 29, 2016, 10:30:53 AM »
I've had a corporate credit card plenty of times, and would have no problem taking care of expenses, large and small, with that card and submitting an expense report that would then pay the card.  No big deal at all.  But if I was expected to pick up those expenses and then wait for reimbursement, nope, not going to happen.  I'm not loaning the company money, and frankly, it's a controls failure waiting to happen for the company to have to reimburse employees.  If they want me to be able to do that, issue me a card.  No card, not getting money from me.

What about when out of town for training or a conference?  You'd expect them to acquire a card for you to use for 3 days then cancel it when you return?  That's the only time I fill out expense reports for reimbursement.  It also never occurred to me that I should expect to get reimbursed the same day I get back.  Accounting does check runs once a week and always includes any employees in the next run (instead of doing net-30 like any other vendor), which I consider perfectly reasonable.

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« Reply #16016 on: November 29, 2016, 10:33:01 AM »

Come to find out, the first half hour of callers bragged about spending all of their rent money on stuff.

wth.

YUP! I frequently question how someone could possibly do that, but then I realize that the people that would do that would likely look at me with confusion as to how I did not. At my gym the other week someone asked me what I thought of Uber's service here in the Twin Cities and was absolutely shocked that I haven't ever used it. He was slightly mollified when he found I live in the suburbs and not in the North Loop as he does. He would be even more shocked if he were to find out that I rarely drink.

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« Reply #16017 on: November 29, 2016, 10:36:17 AM »
I've had a corporate credit card plenty of times, and would have no problem taking care of expenses, large and small, with that card and submitting an expense report that would then pay the card.  No big deal at all.  But if I was expected to pick up those expenses and then wait for reimbursement, nope, not going to happen.  I'm not loaning the company money, and frankly, it's a controls failure waiting to happen for the company to have to reimburse employees.  If they want me to be able to do that, issue me a card.  No card, not getting money from me.

What about when out of town for training or a conference?  You'd expect them to acquire a card for you to use for 3 days then cancel it when you return?

I've had a card at 4 different companies and I've always either gotten it A) when I started or B) as soon as it was discussed I should travel somewhere.  And I've always kept it once it was opened. 

So yeah, I do.  Why shouldn't I?
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« Reply #16018 on: November 29, 2016, 10:42:43 AM »
I've had a corporate credit card plenty of times, and would have no problem taking care of expenses, large and small, with that card and submitting an expense report that would then pay the card.  No big deal at all.  But if I was expected to pick up those expenses and then wait for reimbursement, nope, not going to happen.  I'm not loaning the company money, and frankly, it's a controls failure waiting to happen for the company to have to reimburse employees.  If they want me to be able to do that, issue me a card.  No card, not getting money from me.

What about when out of town for training or a conference?  You'd expect them to acquire a card for you to use for 3 days then cancel it when you return?

I've had a card at 4 different companies and I've always either gotten it A) when I started or B) as soon as it was discussed I should travel somewhere.  And I've always kept it once it was opened. 

So yeah, I do.  Why shouldn't I?

Because for most companies that's unreasonable, imo, for something that will get used once for food and incidentals for a couple days.  I can use my credit card and get reimbursed before my bill comes.  I work for a small company, it just wouldn't even make logical sense to make them acquire a new credit card for that.

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« Reply #16019 on: November 29, 2016, 10:48:13 AM »
I've had a corporate credit card plenty of times, and would have no problem taking care of expenses, large and small, with that card and submitting an expense report that would then pay the card.  No big deal at all.  But if I was expected to pick up those expenses and then wait for reimbursement, nope, not going to happen.  I'm not loaning the company money, and frankly, it's a controls failure waiting to happen for the company to have to reimburse employees.  If they want me to be able to do that, issue me a card.  No card, not getting money from me.

What about when out of town for training or a conference?  You'd expect them to acquire a card for you to use for 3 days then cancel it when you return?

I've had a card at 4 different companies and I've always either gotten it A) when I started or B) as soon as it was discussed I should travel somewhere.  And I've always kept it once it was opened. 

So yeah, I do.  Why shouldn't I?

Because for most companies that's unreasonable, imo, for something that will get used once for food and incidentals for a couple days.  I can use my credit card and get reimbursed before my bill comes.  I work for a small company, it just wouldn't even make logical sense to make them acquire a new credit card for that.

I suppose if your company is really really small, but otherwise, I don't see what's unreasonable about it.  It is a minimal amount of paperwork and no real cost to the company.  It is likely just a call to the bank "we need an extra card" "Okay, it's on its way."  I think when I've gotten them I've just been directed to call Chase or AMEX or whomever and request one. 

But I will admit I've only worked for F500 companies. 
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16020 on: November 29, 2016, 11:17:14 AM »
I've had a corporate credit card plenty of times, and would have no problem taking care of expenses, large and small, with that card and submitting an expense report that would then pay the card.  No big deal at all.  But if I was expected to pick up those expenses and then wait for reimbursement, nope, not going to happen.  I'm not loaning the company money, and frankly, it's a controls failure waiting to happen for the company to have to reimburse employees.  If they want me to be able to do that, issue me a card.  No card, not getting money from me.

What about when out of town for training or a conference?  You'd expect them to acquire a card for you to use for 3 days then cancel it when you return?

I've had a card at 4 different companies and I've always either gotten it A) when I started or B) as soon as it was discussed I should travel somewhere.  And I've always kept it once it was opened. 

So yeah, I do.  Why shouldn't I?

Because for most companies that's unreasonable, imo, for something that will get used once for food and incidentals for a couple days.  I can use my credit card and get reimbursed before my bill comes.  I work for a small company, it just wouldn't even make logical sense to make them acquire a new credit card for that.

I suppose if your company is really really small, but otherwise, I don't see what's unreasonable about it.  It is a minimal amount of paperwork and no real cost to the company.  It is likely just a call to the bank "we need an extra card" "Okay, it's on its way."  I think when I've gotten them I've just been directed to call Chase or AMEX or whomever and request one. 

But I will admit I've only worked for F500 companies.

What loan? You don't have to pay your cc company for between 4-8 weeks depending on the timing of the purchase.  Why would it be unreasonable to have a policy to reimburse expenses on a regular schedule?  My company only does it on pay day which is fortnightly.  There will never be a situation where I haven't been reimbursed well before any cc purchase is required to be paid before it starts accruing interest.

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« Reply #16021 on: November 29, 2016, 11:22:07 AM »
I've had a corporate credit card plenty of times, and would have no problem taking care of expenses, large and small, with that card and submitting an expense report that would then pay the card.  No big deal at all.  But if I was expected to pick up those expenses and then wait for reimbursement, nope, not going to happen.  I'm not loaning the company money, and frankly, it's a controls failure waiting to happen for the company to have to reimburse employees.  If they want me to be able to do that, issue me a card.  No card, not getting money from me.

What about when out of town for training or a conference?  You'd expect them to acquire a card for you to use for 3 days then cancel it when you return?

I've had a card at 4 different companies and I've always either gotten it A) when I started or B) as soon as it was discussed I should travel somewhere.  And I've always kept it once it was opened. 

So yeah, I do.  Why shouldn't I?

Because for most companies that's unreasonable, imo, for something that will get used once for food and incidentals for a couple days.  I can use my credit card and get reimbursed before my bill comes.  I work for a small company, it just wouldn't even make logical sense to make them acquire a new credit card for that.

I suppose if your company is really really small, but otherwise, I don't see what's unreasonable about it.  It is a minimal amount of paperwork and no real cost to the company.  It is likely just a call to the bank "we need an extra card" "Okay, it's on its way."  I think when I've gotten them I've just been directed to call Chase or AMEX or whomever and request one. 

But I will admit I've only worked for F500 companies.

Any business large or small will have a credit card (only exception would be solo businesses).  I agree the extra effort to get the employee a card is probably less than the extra work reimbursing them later.  I've also always gotten one that stayed in my desk drawer indefinitely.

Even for unexpected expenses, it can be advanced to the employee and then sorted out.  Conferences and hotels can be paid directly, and incidentals can be advanced at a per diem rate to minimize paperwork.  Only exceptional expenses need to be reimbursed.

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« Reply #16022 on: November 29, 2016, 11:33:26 AM »
When I worked for the state and traveled I had to put expenses on my CC and wait about a month to get back. No big deal. The state is not about to give every employee a CC.  I traveled regularly about 2-3x's/month and never got a card and that was in 2 different states.  I don't think it is unreasonable to wait awhile to be paid back.

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« Reply #16023 on: November 29, 2016, 11:48:48 AM »
Oh, no, I declined my firm's offer of the company credit card and always used my own card so that I could rack up the rewards.  I LOVED getting to charge business expenses to my card and then get reimbursed!  Our system was very streamlined through an online expense report, which my assistant prepared, and as long as it was submitted by Tuesday afternoon, then the reimbursement would get direct-deposited into my bank account by Friday morning.  I ALWAYS got reimbursement long before my credit card payment was due, so this was just an awesome system that worked to my advantage.

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« Reply #16024 on: November 29, 2016, 12:10:55 PM »
What loan? You don't have to pay your cc company for between 4-8 weeks depending on the timing of the purchase.  Why would it be unreasonable to have a policy to reimburse expenses on a regular schedule?  My company only does it on pay day which is fortnightly.  There will never be a situation where I haven't been reimbursed well before any cc purchase is required to be paid before it starts accruing interest.

It's either a loan or they're leveraging my credit to run the business.  Either way it isn't acceptable to me.  They need to use their own credit to run their business. 

On a more personal note, I only have one credit card with a relatively modest ($10k I think) credit limit, and on occasion I will use a fair chunk of that limit up in a given month (mostly on home renno stuff that gets paid off monthly).  So if I'm expected to suddenly book a trip for, say, $1500, and I've already used a big chunk of my credit limit (I paid $5500 one month for appliances, another I spent ~$6k on HVAC) what am I to do?  Why is that MY problem?
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« Reply #16025 on: November 29, 2016, 12:16:08 PM »
Oh, no, I declined my firm's offer of the company credit card and always used my own card so that I could rack up the rewards.  I LOVED getting to charge business expenses to my card and then get reimbursed!  Our system was very streamlined through an online expense report, which my assistant prepared, and as long as it was submitted by Tuesday afternoon, then the reimbursement would get direct-deposited into my bank account by Friday morning.  I ALWAYS got reimbursement long before my credit card payment was due, so this was just an awesome system that worked to my advantage.

As a person who works closely with the corp. credit card provider at my current job on T&E, this is a missed opportunity in more than one way for your company.  For one, we get a rebate (think it's 2%) for all spend we put through our corporate AMEX collectively.  That's a HUGE dollar amount (total T&E budget company wide is almost $100M) that we miss out on if people use their own card.  Second, I've found a number of instances where people spend way way more to get themselves points/status/miles/whatever; we had one where someone with (say) United status booked a $5k ticket on United instead of the best option which was a $1500 ticket on (say) American for a flight.  That's the kind of behavior you "encourage" when you don't require use of a corporate card.  It's to the point now where we mandate and track compliance on using the company card and report the top 10-15-20 offenders (by dollar amount) to senior management.
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« Reply #16026 on: November 29, 2016, 12:25:25 PM »
Oh, no, I declined my firm's offer of the company credit card and always used my own card so that I could rack up the rewards.  I LOVED getting to charge business expenses to my card and then get reimbursed!  Our system was very streamlined through an online expense report, which my assistant prepared, and as long as it was submitted by Tuesday afternoon, then the reimbursement would get direct-deposited into my bank account by Friday morning.  I ALWAYS got reimbursement long before my credit card payment was due, so this was just an awesome system that worked to my advantage.

As a person who works closely with the corp. credit card provider at my current job on T&E, this is a missed opportunity in more than one way for your company.  For one, we get a rebate (think it's 2%) for all spend we put through our corporate AMEX collectively.  That's a HUGE dollar amount (total T&E budget company wide is almost $100M) that we miss out on if people use their own card.  Second, I've found a number of instances where people spend way way more to get themselves points/status/miles/whatever; we had one where someone with (say) United status booked a $5k ticket on United instead of the best option which was a $1500 ticket on (say) American for a flight.  That's the kind of behavior you "encourage" when you don't require use of a corporate card.  It's to the point now where we mandate and track compliance on using the company card and report the top 10-15-20 offenders (by dollar amount) to senior management.

Haha I do the same thing as lerain... My first time I specifically asked if I had to use the firm card and they said no, do it whichever way I want.  So I usually used my airline credit card for the extra points.  I didn't purposely book more expensive flights, but often had to book non refundable flights because I'd have last minute meetings and would need to change the return flight depending on when the meetings finally ended.  I'm not sitting around he airport all day when I could be headed home.  So many miles!

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« Reply #16027 on: November 29, 2016, 12:40:12 PM »
Oh, no, I declined my firm's offer of the company credit card and always used my own card so that I could rack up the rewards.  I LOVED getting to charge business expenses to my card and then get reimbursed!  Our system was very streamlined through an online expense report, which my assistant prepared, and as long as it was submitted by Tuesday afternoon, then the reimbursement would get direct-deposited into my bank account by Friday morning.  I ALWAYS got reimbursement long before my credit card payment was due, so this was just an awesome system that worked to my advantage.

As a person who works closely with the corp. credit card provider at my current job on T&E, this is a missed opportunity in more than one way for your company.  For one, we get a rebate (think it's 2%) for all spend we put through our corporate AMEX collectively.  That's a HUGE dollar amount (total T&E budget company wide is almost $100M) that we miss out on if people use their own card.  Second, I've found a number of instances where people spend way way more to get themselves points/status/miles/whatever; we had one where someone with (say) United status booked a $5k ticket on United instead of the best option which was a $1500 ticket on (say) American for a flight.  That's the kind of behavior you "encourage" when you don't require use of a corporate card.  It's to the point now where we mandate and track compliance on using the company card and report the top 10-15-20 offenders (by dollar amount) to senior management.

Haha I do the same thing as lerain... My first time I specifically asked if I had to use the firm card and they said no, do it whichever way I want.  So I usually used my airline credit card for the extra points.  I didn't purposely book more expensive flights, but often had to book non refundable flights because I'd have last minute meetings and would need to change the return flight depending on when the meetings finally ended.  I'm not sitting around he airport all day when I could be headed home.  So many miles!

I agree with this. The advantage of using your own card is that like you said, you get the rewards. The downside is that you may have to wait to get reimbursed by your company. I think if the option is given, most employees would probably prefer to take the rewards, especially if they are on the road fairly frequently.

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« Reply #16028 on: November 29, 2016, 12:47:03 PM »
Oh, no, I declined my firm's offer of the company credit card and always used my own card so that I could rack up the rewards.  I LOVED getting to charge business expenses to my card and then get reimbursed!  Our system was very streamlined through an online expense report, which my assistant prepared, and as long as it was submitted by Tuesday afternoon, then the reimbursement would get direct-deposited into my bank account by Friday morning.  I ALWAYS got reimbursement long before my credit card payment was due, so this was just an awesome system that worked to my advantage.

As a person who works closely with the corp. credit card provider at my current job on T&E, this is a missed opportunity in more than one way for your company.  For one, we get a rebate (think it's 2%) for all spend we put through our corporate AMEX collectively.  That's a HUGE dollar amount (total T&E budget company wide is almost $100M) that we miss out on if people use their own card.  Second, I've found a number of instances where people spend way way more to get themselves points/status/miles/whatever; we had one where someone with (say) United status booked a $5k ticket on United instead of the best option which was a $1500 ticket on (say) American for a flight.  That's the kind of behavior you "encourage" when you don't require use of a corporate card.  It's to the point now where we mandate and track compliance on using the company card and report the top 10-15-20 offenders (by dollar amount) to senior management.

Haha I do the same thing as lerain... My first time I specifically asked if I had to use the firm card and they said no, do it whichever way I want.  So I usually used my airline credit card for the extra points.  I didn't purposely book more expensive flights, but often had to book non refundable flights because I'd have last minute meetings and would need to change the return flight depending on when the meetings finally ended.  I'm not sitting around he airport all day when I could be headed home.  So many miles!

I agree with this. The advantage of using your own card is that like you said, you get the rewards. The downside is that you may have to wait to get reimbursed by your company. I think if the option is given, most employees would probably prefer to take the rewards, especially if they are on the road fairly frequently.

Like lerain, I also got reimbursed before my payment was due so it was just a double win for me

Only thing I used the company card was for rental cars because I guess they had some liability insurance thing on it and I didn't want to play with rental damage

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« Reply #16029 on: November 29, 2016, 12:58:14 PM »
Oh, no, I declined my firm's offer of the company credit card and always used my own card so that I could rack up the rewards.  I LOVED getting to charge business expenses to my card and then get reimbursed!  Our system was very streamlined through an online expense report, which my assistant prepared, and as long as it was submitted by Tuesday afternoon, then the reimbursement would get direct-deposited into my bank account by Friday morning.  I ALWAYS got reimbursement long before my credit card payment was due, so this was just an awesome system that worked to my advantage.

As a person who works closely with the corp. credit card provider at my current job on T&E, this is a missed opportunity in more than one way for your company.  For one, we get a rebate (think it's 2%) for all spend we put through our corporate AMEX collectively.  That's a HUGE dollar amount (total T&E budget company wide is almost $100M) that we miss out on if people use their own card.  Second, I've found a number of instances where people spend way way more to get themselves points/status/miles/whatever; we had one where someone with (say) United status booked a $5k ticket on United instead of the best option which was a $1500 ticket on (say) American for a flight.  That's the kind of behavior you "encourage" when you don't require use of a corporate card.  It's to the point now where we mandate and track compliance on using the company card and report the top 10-15-20 offenders (by dollar amount) to senior management.

Haha I do the same thing as lerain... My first time I specifically asked if I had to use the firm card and they said no, do it whichever way I want.  So I usually used my airline credit card for the extra points.  I didn't purposely book more expensive flights, but often had to book non refundable flights because I'd have last minute meetings and would need to change the return flight depending on when the meetings finally ended.  I'm not sitting around he airport all day when I could be headed home.  So many miles!

I agree with this. The advantage of using your own card is that like you said, you get the rewards. The downside is that you may have to wait to get reimbursed by your company. I think if the option is given, most employees would probably prefer to take the rewards, especially if they are on the road fairly frequently.

Like lerain, I also got reimbursed before my payment was due so it was just a double win for me

Only thing I used the company card was for rental cars because I guess they had some liability insurance thing on it and I didn't want to play with rental damage

Yeah I hear you. I don't have an Amex for personal use, so if I'm ever renting a car I use my company's Amex (if personal use I'll reimburse) as Amex includes insurance on car rentals.

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« Reply #16030 on: November 29, 2016, 02:00:27 PM »
My husband works in the private sector and has a company credit card for all expenses, but is allowed to use his own rewards (Delta, Hertz, etc.) and therefore accrues points allowing us to use those on vacation. Even when he worked for federal government contractors, that was how it worked. I guess it's not that way for everyone? I've never been in a position involving travel so I have no experience with it other than that.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16031 on: November 29, 2016, 02:59:21 PM »
I have never had a company credit card of my own.  When I was in public accounting I would pay for all hotels and meals and then submit my expenses to be reimbursed.  If travel called for a flight then our company would book it for us. 

Now working in industry I hate having to review our company credit card.  No problems with the vendor cards but the individuals who have their own card are terrible at submitting the receipts so AP knows how to code the expense. 

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« Reply #16032 on: November 29, 2016, 03:27:03 PM »
My husband works in the private sector and has a company credit card for all expenses, but is allowed to use his own rewards (Delta, Hertz, etc.) and therefore accrues points allowing us to use those on vacation. Even when he worked for federal government contractors, that was how it worked. I guess it's not that way for everyone? I've never been in a position involving travel so I have no experience with it other than that.

It's not up to the company on whose behalf the travel is being done. Car, plane, and hotel companies tie their rewards to the individual, because then they don't lose megabucks when corporations collect from hundreds of travelers and use it to treat executives or VIPs, or as some kind of bribe or business incentive that's hard to track because money isn't involved. An individual person who travels once in a blue moon might have points expire before being collected; airlines and similar companies rely on that.
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« Reply #16033 on: November 29, 2016, 03:40:49 PM »
What loan? You don't have to pay your cc company for between 4-8 weeks depending on the timing of the purchase.  Why would it be unreasonable to have a policy to reimburse expenses on a regular schedule?  My company only does it on pay day which is fortnightly.  There will never be a situation where I haven't been reimbursed well before any cc purchase is required to be paid before it starts accruing interest.

It's either a loan or they're leveraging my credit to run the business.  Either way it isn't acceptable to me.  They need to use their own credit to run their business. 

On a more personal note, I only have one credit card with a relatively modest ($10k I think) credit limit, and on occasion I will use a fair chunk of that limit up in a given month (mostly on home renno stuff that gets paid off monthly).  So if I'm expected to suddenly book a trip for, say, $1500, and I've already used a big chunk of my credit limit (I paid $5500 one month for appliances, another I spent ~$6k on HVAC) what am I to do?  Why is that MY problem?

rewards man.   You can rack up the rewards making reimbursable purchases for the company.   You could probably qualify for more credit too.  I have over $100k limit on credit cards.  My wife has $40k and doesn't even have a job.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16034 on: November 30, 2016, 08:09:14 AM »
My co-worker, who I know makes less than me was talking to me about buying an $8000 watch this week, after showing off a $1700 (On sale!) purse. My $60 military backpack has been through worse and for years, so I can't fathom this one.

But when she said she was finally rewarding herself with this watch. I congratulated her on having her 403 maxed for the year, Roth totally funded, and a down payment on a house all saved up...She's like oh yeah, I totally need to sign up for our 403 (which is 6% raise deposited instantly when we start it, she's here 2 years).

Also not sure why someone who is chronically an hour late needs a fancy watch. Probably won't make it through next round of contracts, either...

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« Reply #16035 on: November 30, 2016, 08:14:23 AM »
But when she said she was finally rewarding herself with this watch. I congratulated her on having her 403 maxed for the year, Roth totally funded, and a down payment on a house all saved up...

Hahaha.  What a dick move.  I love it.
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« Reply #16036 on: November 30, 2016, 08:30:51 AM »
Also not sure why someone who is chronically an hour late needs a fancy watch.
Obviously she does need a watch.

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« Reply #16037 on: November 30, 2016, 08:42:00 AM »
My co-worker, who I know makes less than me was talking to me about buying an $8000 watch this week, after showing off a $1700 (On sale!) purse. My $60 military backpack has been through worse and for years, so I can't fathom this one.

But when she said she was finally rewarding herself with this watch. I congratulated her on having her 403 maxed for the year, Roth totally funded, and a down payment on a house all saved up...She's like oh yeah, I totally need to sign up for our 403 (which is 6% raise deposited instantly when we start it, she's here 2 years).

Also not sure why someone who is chronically an hour late needs a fancy watch. Probably won't make it through next round of contracts, either...

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« Reply #16038 on: November 30, 2016, 09:05:54 AM »
My husband works in the private sector and has a company credit card for all expenses, but is allowed to use his own rewards (Delta, Hertz, etc.) and therefore accrues points allowing us to use those on vacation. Even when he worked for federal government contractors, that was how it worked. I guess it's not that way for everyone? I've never been in a position involving travel so I have no experience with it other than that.

It's not up to the company on whose behalf the travel is being done. Car, plane, and hotel companies tie their rewards to the individual, because then they don't lose megabucks when corporations collect from hundreds of travelers and use it to treat executives or VIPs, or as some kind of bribe or business incentive that's hard to track because money isn't involved. An individual person who travels once in a blue moon might have points expire before being collected; airlines and similar companies rely on that.

There's this, plus I also feel like it's in the car/plane/hotel companies best interest to directly reward individuals because they are generally the ones that book the car/plane/hotel and so are more likely to insist on staying at the Marriot instead of the Hilton. I don't know how it works for all business travelers but for my brother he was generally given a list of "approved" hotels or the amount he would expense for lodgings and would generally stay at the same hotel chain.

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« Reply #16039 on: November 30, 2016, 09:57:46 AM »
I held back and didn't facepunch the guy but just walked away shaking my head.

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« Reply #16040 on: November 30, 2016, 10:54:37 PM »
Oh, no, I declined my firm's offer of the company credit card and always used my own card so that I could rack up the rewards.  I LOVED getting to charge business expenses to my card and then get reimbursed!  Our system was very streamlined through an online expense report, which my assistant prepared, and as long as it was submitted by Tuesday afternoon, then the reimbursement would get direct-deposited into my bank account by Friday morning.  I ALWAYS got reimbursement long before my credit card payment was due, so this was just an awesome system that worked to my advantage.

This right here.  Charge $1,000 per month to my personal credit card for company-reimbursed expenses, and the miles or cash back at the end of the year.  The company pays fast, I pay in full each month, and I pocket the benefits at the end of the year.  All that goes away if I were to use the company card.  Why give the benefits to the company?

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« Reply #16041 on: December 01, 2016, 11:03:01 AM »
I keep thinking I'm gonna post this and maybe I have, but I have to be sure.

CW: Thanks for all being here to wish me well as I retire for the second time. As you all know, I had to go back into fed service for 2 years because we decided to buy a second ~$400K house without selling the first one, mere months after moving in and deciding we didn't like it, and got stuck with two mortgages for over a year before selling at a huge loss.*

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Boss: I just traded my 2-month-old Tahoe for a Land Rover because it was too big.

Boss: I've discovered if you trade often enough, you never have to make payments. Just keep rolling that negative equity!

*I've heard this story before and shuddered, but I had no idea it was the only reason he was working here... house #1 just sold a few months ago.
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« Reply #16042 on: December 01, 2016, 11:06:49 AM »
I keep thinking I'm gonna post this and maybe I have, but I have to be sure.

CW: Thanks for all being here to wish me well as I retire for the second time. As you all know, I had to go back into fed service for 2 years because we decided to buy a second ~$400K house without selling the first one, mere months after moving in and deciding we didn't like it, and got stuck with two mortgages for over a year before selling at a huge loss.*

Boss: Have fun in retirement. I wish I could retire but I screwed myself by procreating 16 years ago.

Boss: I just traded my 2-month-old Tahoe for a Land Rover because it was too big.

Boss: I've discovered if you trade often enough, you never have to make payments. Just keep rolling that negative equity!

*I've heard this story before and shuddered, but I had no idea it was the only reason he was working here... house #1 just sold a few months ago.

Wow.  Whenever I'm ashamed of how low my savings rate is, this thread always makes me feel better about myself.

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« Reply #16043 on: December 01, 2016, 12:14:06 PM »
I keep thinking I'm gonna post this and maybe I have, but I have to be sure.

CW: Thanks for all being here to wish me well as I retire for the second time. As you all know, I had to go back into fed service for 2 years because we decided to buy a second ~$400K house without selling the first one, mere months after moving in and deciding we didn't like it, and got stuck with two mortgages for over a year before selling at a huge loss.*

Boss: Have fun in retirement. I wish I could retire but I screwed myself by procreating 16 years ago.

Boss: I just traded my 2-month-old Tahoe for a Land Rover because it was too big.

Boss: I've discovered if you trade often enough, you never have to make payments. Just keep rolling that negative equity!

*I've heard this story before and shuddered, but I had no idea it was the only reason he was working here... house #1 just sold a few months ago.

Wow.  Whenever I'm ashamed of how low my savings rate is, this thread always makes me feel better about myself.
Having a non-negative savings rate is already better than a lot of people. And the average (US) savings rate is 10%, but I doubt the median is close to that.

Edit:
Scratch that. It's only around 5.7% now (http://www.tradingeconomics.com/united-states/personal-savings)
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« Reply #16044 on: December 01, 2016, 01:54:58 PM »
FTR, my boss isn't an idiot and the last line was pretty tongue-in-cheek, but between O-6 retirement and GS-14 pay he's gotta be near $200K/yr... in a LCOL town. But he can't say no to the wife and 3 daughters, or at least that's how he makes it sound. He does have a history of successful investments and I wouldn't be surprised if he's worth $1M or more. If he really wanted to retire, he could get there pretty fast... I think he's planning on a few more years of work and full retirement in a pricey beach community near age 60.
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« Reply #16045 on: December 01, 2016, 02:00:51 PM »
I keep thinking I'm gonna post this and maybe I have, but I have to be sure.

CW: Thanks for all being here to wish me well as I retire for the second time. As you all know, I had to go back into fed service for 2 years because we decided to buy a second ~$400K house without selling the first one, mere months after moving in and deciding we didn't like it, and got stuck with two mortgages for over a year before selling at a huge loss.*

Boss: Have fun in retirement. I wish I could retire but I screwed myself by procreating 16 years ago.

Boss: I just traded my 2-month-old Tahoe for a Land Rover because it was too big.

Boss: I've discovered if you trade often enough, you never have to make payments. Just keep rolling that negative equity!

*I've heard this story before and shuddered, but I had no idea it was the only reason he was working here... house #1 just sold a few months ago.

Wow.  Whenever I'm ashamed of how low my savings rate is, this thread always makes me feel better about myself.
Having a non-negative savings rate is already better than a lot of people. And the average (US) savings rate is 10%, but I doubt the median is close to that.

Edit:
Scratch that. It's only around 5.7% now (http://www.tradingeconomics.com/united-states/personal-savings)

That is pretty scary.  I get that lots of people genuinely can't get ahead, but there are SO MANY OF US who can.  I'll have to calculate mine for 2016 in a month...  I've never done it.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16046 on: December 01, 2016, 02:11:33 PM »
I keep thinking I'm gonna post this and maybe I have, but I have to be sure.

CW: Thanks for all being here to wish me well as I retire for the second time. As you all know, I had to go back into fed service for 2 years because we decided to buy a second ~$400K house without selling the first one, mere months after moving in and deciding we didn't like it, and got stuck with two mortgages for over a year before selling at a huge loss.*

Boss: Have fun in retirement. I wish I could retire but I screwed myself by procreating 16 years ago.

Boss: I just traded my 2-month-old Tahoe for a Land Rover because it was too big.

Boss: I've discovered if you trade often enough, you never have to make payments. Just keep rolling that negative equity!

*I've heard this story before and shuddered, but I had no idea it was the only reason he was working here... house #1 just sold a few months ago.

Wow.  Whenever I'm ashamed of how low my savings rate is, this thread always makes me feel better about myself.
Having a non-negative savings rate is already better than a lot of people. And the average (US) savings rate is 10%, but I doubt the median is close to that.

Edit:
Scratch that. It's only around 5.7% now (http://www.tradingeconomics.com/united-states/personal-savings)

I'd be interested in how they track that.  My own personal savings rate is hard to calculate and depends a lot on judgement (i.e., does my savings account which doubles as an emergency fund and a capital purchases slush fund count as savings?  Does my daughter's 529?  How about my Dependent Care account?  Employee Stock Purchase Plan?)  I don't see how you'd do it on the whole for the general population. 
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16047 on: December 01, 2016, 02:22:45 PM »
I keep thinking I'm gonna post this and maybe I have, but I have to be sure.

CW: Thanks for all being here to wish me well as I retire for the second time. As you all know, I had to go back into fed service for 2 years because we decided to buy a second ~$400K house without selling the first one, mere months after moving in and deciding we didn't like it, and got stuck with two mortgages for over a year before selling at a huge loss.*

Boss: Have fun in retirement. I wish I could retire but I screwed myself by procreating 16 years ago.

Boss: I just traded my 2-month-old Tahoe for a Land Rover because it was too big.

Boss: I've discovered if you trade often enough, you never have to make payments. Just keep rolling that negative equity!

*I've heard this story before and shuddered, but I had no idea it was the only reason he was working here... house #1 just sold a few months ago.

Wow.  Whenever I'm ashamed of how low my savings rate is, this thread always makes me feel better about myself.
Having a non-negative savings rate is already better than a lot of people. And the average (US) savings rate is 10%, but I doubt the median is close to that.

Edit:
Scratch that. It's only around 5.7% now (http://www.tradingeconomics.com/united-states/personal-savings)

I'm actually somewhat pleased it's that much. I feel like I've heard that there have been points where the savings rate was negative?

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16048 on: December 01, 2016, 02:51:27 PM »
I'm actually somewhat pleased it's that much. I feel like I've heard that there have been points where the savings rate was negative?

I've read that it is still negative for certain age groups and areas.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #16049 on: December 01, 2016, 03:13:42 PM »
I keep thinking I'm gonna post this and maybe I have, but I have to be sure.

CW: Thanks for all being here to wish me well as I retire for the second time. As you all know, I had to go back into fed service for 2 years because we decided to buy a second ~$400K house without selling the first one, mere months after moving in and deciding we didn't like it, and got stuck with two mortgages for over a year before selling at a huge loss.*

Boss: Have fun in retirement. I wish I could retire but I screwed myself by procreating 16 years ago.

Boss: I just traded my 2-month-old Tahoe for a Land Rover because it was too big.

Boss: I've discovered if you trade often enough, you never have to make payments. Just keep rolling that negative equity!

*I've heard this story before and shuddered, but I had no idea it was the only reason he was working here... house #1 just sold a few months ago.

Wow.  Whenever I'm ashamed of how low my savings rate is, this thread always makes me feel better about myself.
Having a non-negative savings rate is already better than a lot of people. And the average (US) savings rate is 10%, but I doubt the median is close to that.

Edit:
Scratch that. It's only around 5.7% now (http://www.tradingeconomics.com/united-states/personal-savings)

I'd be interested in how they track that.  My own personal savings rate is hard to calculate and depends a lot on judgement (i.e., does my savings account which doubles as an emergency fund and a capital purchases slush fund count as savings?  Does my daughter's 529?  How about my Dependent Care account?  Employee Stock Purchase Plan?)  I don't see how you'd do it on the whole for the general population.

It looks like that page keys to the bureau of economic analysis: http://www.bea.gov/newsreleases/national/pi/pinewsrelease.htm  So their definition is income minus (value of the goods and services purchased by, or on the behalf of, “persons” who reside in the United States) minus (personal interest payment) minus (personal current transfer payments) minus (personal taxes).

All of them are defined terms you can see in that link, but it looks like anything you're not spending on goods or services or taxes is savings.  So it seems pretty generous.