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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14550 on: August 17, 2016, 06:36:19 PM »
I'd tell a chemistry joke now but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

Q. Why do mustachian chemists use nitrates so much?

A. They're cheaper than the day rates.

Q. What's the difference between The Mad FIentist's pet rabbit and a clown with a trumpet?

A. One bugles funny and the other's a frugal bunny.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14551 on: August 17, 2016, 06:40:40 PM »
From a 63-year-old colleague: I'm replacing my washer and dryer this year, because I don't want any big expenses after I retire.

She clarified that they're running fine, but they might eventually not, so she's replacing them with new ones now "while she has the money".

Not answering "well, replacing things that don't need replacing is WHY you won't have money after retiring" took all my self-control.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14552 on: August 17, 2016, 07:43:53 PM »

so genre identity is going to be more fluid in the future.

Did you mean, so gender identity is going to be more fluid in the future.
I think that has already started.

It's called a pun.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14553 on: August 18, 2016, 06:51:25 AM »
I'd tell a chemistry joke now but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

Q. Why do mustachian chemists use nitrates so much?

A. They're cheaper than the day rates.

Q. What's the difference between The Mad FIentist's pet rabbit and a clown with a trumpet?

A. One bugles funny and the other's a frugal bunny.

Thank you, thank you. I shall see myself out.

One day there was a fire in a wastebasket in the office of the Dean of Sciences. In rushed a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician. The physicist immediately starts to work on how much energy would have to be removed from the fire to stop the combustion. The chemist works on which reagent would have to be added to the fire to prevent oxidation. While they are doing this, the statistician is setting fires to all the other wastebaskets in the office. "What are you doing?" the others demand. The statistician replies, "Well, to solve the problem, you obviously need a larger sample size."

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14554 on: August 18, 2016, 09:33:05 AM »
I'd tell a chemistry joke now but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

Q. Why do mustachian chemists use nitrates so much?

A. They're cheaper than the day rates.

That was sodium funny!  All the good chemistry jokes Argon.
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14555 on: August 18, 2016, 10:06:22 AM »
Yeah, I slapped my neon that one.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14556 on: August 18, 2016, 10:39:49 AM »
One day there was a fire in a wastebasket in the office of the Dean of Sciences. In rushed a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician. The physicist immediately starts to work on how much energy would have to be removed from the fire to stop the combustion. The chemist works on which reagent would have to be added to the fire to prevent oxidation. While they are doing this, the statistician is setting fires to all the other wastebaskets in the office. "What are you doing?" the others demand. The statistician replies, "Well, to solve the problem, you obviously need a larger sample size."

The fire department shows up and puts out all the fires.  The next day, there is another wastebasket fire!  With a stroke of brilliance, the mathematician quickly sets fire to all the other wastebaskets in the office.  "What are you doing?" the others demand.  The mathematician replies, "Reducing the problem to a previously solved state."

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14557 on: August 18, 2016, 11:07:13 AM »
Two weeks ago a colleague announced she'd bought cheap early-morning flights to go interstate for a couple of days.

Yesterday was her first day back after the trip so she updated us on the drama. They were late leaving home, parked in the wrong section at the airport, and came home to a $385 fine. She thought it was hilarious.

Ouch. This could also have gone in the very awesome "Frugal intentions" thread. Though I can't imagine why she thought it was funny, unless she has a taste for irony.
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14558 on: August 18, 2016, 11:17:27 AM »
Two weeks ago a colleague announced she'd bought cheap early-morning flights to go interstate for a couple of days.

Yesterday was her first day back after the trip so she updated us on the drama. They were late leaving home, parked in the wrong section at the airport, and came home to a $385 fine. She thought it was hilarious.

Ouch. This could also have gone in the very awesome "Frugal intentions" thread. Though I can't imagine why she thought it was funny, unless she has a taste for irony.
Or maybe she's secretly FI, and so a setback like this isn't such a big deal.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14559 on: August 18, 2016, 11:30:42 AM »
Two weeks ago a colleague announced she'd bought cheap early-morning flights to go interstate for a couple of days.

Yesterday was her first day back after the trip so she updated us on the drama. They were late leaving home, parked in the wrong section at the airport, and came home to a $385 fine. She thought it was hilarious.

Ouch. This could also have gone in the very awesome "Frugal intentions" thread. Though I can't imagine why she thought it was funny, unless she has a taste for irony.
Or maybe she's secretly FI, and so a setback like this isn't such a big deal.

Maybe she was going to use the money to finance a wedding.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14560 on: August 18, 2016, 11:39:20 AM »
National Geographic was bought by Fox
AH! Thank you. That explains a lot. I was headscratching 2 or 3 times a bit back. Not seeing much NG here in Germany, so I was irritated at something that this is also NG.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14561 on: August 18, 2016, 12:03:54 PM »
One day there was a fire in a wastebasket in the office of the Dean of Sciences. In rushed a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician. The physicist immediately starts to work on how much energy would have to be removed from the fire to stop the combustion. The chemist works on which reagent would have to be added to the fire to prevent oxidation. While they are doing this, the statistician is setting fires to all the other wastebaskets in the office. "What are you doing?" the others demand. The statistician replies, "Well, to solve the problem, you obviously need a larger sample size."

The fire department shows up and puts out all the fires.  The next day, there is another wastebasket fire!  With a stroke of brilliance, the mathematician quickly sets fire to all the other wastebaskets in the office.  "What are you doing?" the others demand.  The mathematician replies, "Reducing the problem to a previously solved state."

I love these jokes.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14562 on: August 18, 2016, 12:08:26 PM »
One day there was a fire in a wastebasket in the office of the Dean of Sciences. In rushed a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician. The physicist immediately starts to work on how much energy would have to be removed from the fire to stop the combustion. The chemist works on which reagent would have to be added to the fire to prevent oxidation. While they are doing this, the statistician is setting fires to all the other wastebaskets in the office. "What are you doing?" the others demand. The statistician replies, "Well, to solve the problem, you obviously need a larger sample size."

The fire department shows up and puts out all the fires.  The next day, there is another wastebasket fire!  With a stroke of brilliance, the mathematician quickly sets fire to all the other wastebaskets in the office.  "What are you doing?" the others demand.  The mathematician replies, "Reducing the problem to a previously solved state."

You guys are killing me!

*Fights the urge to set wastebaskets on fire to make the workday more interesting.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14563 on: August 18, 2016, 01:29:37 PM »

*Fights the urge to set wastebaskets on fire to make the workday more interesting.

I'm also fighting the urge, not just because of making the day more interesting, but because I'm in a foul mood. I can't go to the gym so I can direct my fury towards a bag.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14564 on: August 18, 2016, 04:10:52 PM »
One day there was a fire in a wastebasket in the office of the Dean of Sciences. In rushed a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician. The physicist immediately starts to work on how much energy would have to be removed from the fire to stop the combustion. The chemist works on which reagent would have to be added to the fire to prevent oxidation. While they are doing this, the statistician is setting fires to all the other wastebaskets in the office. "What are you doing?" the others demand. The statistician replies, "Well, to solve the problem, you obviously need a larger sample size."

The fire department shows up and puts out all the fires.  The next day, there is another wastebasket fire!  With a stroke of brilliance, the mathematician quickly sets fire to all the other wastebaskets in the office.  "What are you doing?" the others demand.  The mathematician replies, "Reducing the problem to a previously solved state."

You guys are killing me!

*Fights the urge to set wastebaskets on fire to make the workday more interesting.


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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14565 on: August 18, 2016, 06:10:42 PM »
Two weeks ago a colleague announced she'd bought cheap early-morning flights to go interstate for a couple of days.

Yesterday was her first day back after the trip so she updated us on the drama. They were late leaving home, parked in the wrong section at the airport, and came home to a $385 fine. She thought it was hilarious.

Ouch. This could also have gone in the very awesome "Frugal intentions" thread. Though I can't imagine why she thought it was funny, unless she has a taste for irony.
Or maybe she's secretly FI, and so a setback like this isn't such a big deal.

She's not easily fazed, and just laughed it off in a 'this could only happen to me' sort of way.

Not FI. I've mentioned her previously: car leases; panic-buying shoes because she wore a mismatched pair to work; has three kids, each with their own bathroom and pays a cleaner instead of giving them pocket money and making them clean their bathrooms.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14566 on: August 18, 2016, 08:33:51 PM »
Co-workers were talking about Yeti cups today.  Now I did get one of these as a gift so I joined in saying yes it is indeed good at being a cup.  She wasn't satisfied with the steel color so took it in for a professional powdercoating with her college colors at an additional cost of 75$.  So an >100$ cup.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14567 on: August 19, 2016, 05:10:38 AM »
Co-workers were talking about Yeti cups today.  Now I did get one of these as a gift so I joined in saying yes it is indeed good at being a cup.  She wasn't satisfied with the steel color so took it in for a professional powdercoating with her college colors at an additional cost of 75$.  So an >100$ cup.
We have a local man who will "color dip" your Yeti cup to look camouflaged or anything else that can be done with paint floating on water.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14568 on: August 19, 2016, 08:43:10 AM »
Wow - either powdercoating got really expensive or she got taken for a ride.

A local place I used had a flat rate. Everything they could powdercoat for a flat rate per hour. So I got three pallets of antique car parts powdercoated for about $100.

By the way, the powdercoating on my coffee cup (not Yeti, much more affordable) is peeling off after a year. Cup works fine. Soon I'll have a nice stainless steel mug. I see it's current condition as a statement on how much it has been used.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14569 on: August 19, 2016, 08:56:17 AM »
I found two Starbucks tall coffee cups, with lids, at a garage sale for 25˘ each.  Best cups I've ever had.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14570 on: August 19, 2016, 09:18:33 AM »
Wow - either powdercoating got really expensive or she got taken for a ride.

A local place I used had a flat rate. Everything they could powdercoat for a flat rate per hour. So I got three pallets of antique car parts powdercoated for about $100.

By the way, the powdercoating on my coffee cup (not Yeti, much more affordable) is peeling off after a year. Cup works fine. Soon I'll have a nice stainless steel mug. I see it's current condition as a statement on how much it has been used.

... Or cut rate powder coating is worth the price you pay?

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14571 on: August 19, 2016, 09:28:49 AM »
Wow - either powdercoating got really expensive or she got taken for a ride.

A local place I used had a flat rate. Everything they could powdercoat for a flat rate per hour. So I got three pallets of antique car parts powdercoated for about $100.

By the way, the powdercoating on my coffee cup (not Yeti, much more affordable) is peeling off after a year. Cup works fine. Soon I'll have a nice stainless steel mug. I see it's current condition as a statement on how much it has been used.

... Or cut rate powder coating is worth the price you pay?

I don't think he got his coffee cup powder coated, I think he meant he bought it that way...

So the coworker who I posted about earlier who decided to start a goat farm, bought pit bulls, had to put down the pit bulls because they killed goats and claims to not have money for anything (but bought a new MASSIVE diesel farm truck) now says he is getting in to pigs...

Our advice was to focus on one thing at a time (since he has invested 3000-5000$ into the goats with 0$ return...)
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14572 on: August 19, 2016, 10:13:17 AM »
Correct. I bought my cup off the shelf. The powdercoating was applied at the factory. Both cups we bought then are peeling. I use them b/c I am in a shop environment part of the day anyhow. The two cups we bought later (so wife and I each have two) have not peeled. These are basic Thermos branded cups. The older ones are over a year old. The newer ones about 8 months old.

The powdercoating I had done locally on the car parts is 10+ years old now. Holding up just fine. Was cheaper than paint at the time.


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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14573 on: August 19, 2016, 10:35:45 AM »
a phone conversation I've had *countless* times:
 *phone rings*
 Me: ZEPHYR SPEAKING
 Overpaid Co-Worker On Phone: HELLO?
 Me: This is Zephyr, how can I help you?
 OCWOP: OMG I CAN'T FIND [old file] IN YOUR SHAREPOINT LIBRARY, WHY DID YOU DELETE IT?
 Me: Are you on the page now?
 OCWOP: YES THERE IS ONLY THIS WEEK'S FILE I NEED THE ONE FROM [date]
 Me: Do you see about ten pixels above that, where it says "Click Here to View Archives"?
 OCWOP: YES
 Me: Have you tried clicking to view the archives?
 OCWOP: ...
 Me: ...
 *click*
 Me: *checks investment accounts*
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14574 on: August 19, 2016, 01:30:27 PM »
This morn: coworker who makes twice what I do needed coaching. Was using different Win7 computer in a conference room.

Wanted coaching on how to open "Word" and "Notes" - b/c somehow that would be different from the Win7 computer on their desk....

I am very tired of older employees who can't do the basics on a computer despite using computers daily since the 1980s. I didn't really pick up using computers 'til the 90s and I can do most anything with them.

I can't complain though: job security for me...

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14575 on: August 19, 2016, 01:36:51 PM »
I am very tired of older employees who can't do the basics on a computer despite using computers daily since the 1980s. I didn't really pick up using computers 'til the 90s and I can do most anything with them.

I hear 'ya on that.  I'm 35 and by no means a computer/tech expert of any sort, yet I still get questions like that all the time.  People are like, "I can't seem to open this box thingy, can you help?"  And I'm thinking, "I've never used the box thingy before either, but yeah, I probably just have to try it once."  Once I had a lawyer panicking because the email he was typing in outlook disappeared.  I went to look, and he had accidentally minimized the window.  Our condo building manager sends me Word doc reports where at the end of each line, she presses enter and then tabs in for the next line, so if you need to make any edits, then you have to re-do the f-ed up formatting.  She also has no idea how to use Excel, despite having had to use it for 5 years, so she prints out the spreadsheets and then complains that the typing is too small to read on paper.  I blew her mind the other day when I pointed out that the spreadsheet had two tabs of information, not just one.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14576 on: August 19, 2016, 01:45:14 PM »
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"Didn't you get it two years ago?"
"Yeah, but it stopped working with my iPhone and it was so infuriating I had to replace it."

It was a car.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14577 on: August 19, 2016, 01:59:16 PM »
Oh god. We just got Sharepoint. I expect this will start becoming way too common ...

Yeah, I really do have this same conversation every so often, almost verbatim. Usually it's more amusing than annoying, but it has a way of making a bad day worse.

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"Didn't you get it two years ago?"
"Yeah, but it stopped working with my iPhone and it was so infuriating I had to replace it."

It was a car.

FFS, does anyone even *try* to fix things anymore? :P
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14578 on: August 19, 2016, 02:05:51 PM »
Wow - either powdercoating got really expensive or she got taken for a ride.

I think it's the latter. The local bike co-op will powdercoat a frame and fork for about ten bucks.

Of course, if I was selling stuff to people who blew their money on that Yeti stuff, I'd jack up the prices too.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14579 on: August 19, 2016, 03:28:25 PM »
I wonder if she had the powdercoat shop relabel the cup as a Yeti so everyone could see... ;)

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14580 on: August 19, 2016, 03:34:55 PM »
Middle Manager at my company can't afford to replace the broken upstairs central AC unit in his home (about an $8,000 fix). Installs cheap window units instead. In a 6,000 sqft $1,000,000 house. :/

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14581 on: August 19, 2016, 04:01:10 PM »
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"Didn't you get it two years ago?"
"Yeah, but it stopped working with my iPhone and it was so infuriating I had to replace it."

It was a car.

that is ridiculous.

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« Reply #14582 on: August 19, 2016, 04:05:22 PM »
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"Didn't you get it two years ago?"
"Yeah, but it stopped working with my iPhone and it was so infuriating I had to replace it."

It was a car.

that is ridiculous.

Please PLEASE tell me this was some form of programming/tech company.  :D
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14583 on: August 19, 2016, 04:13:50 PM »
Oh god. We just got Sharepoint. I expect this will start becoming way too common ...

Yeah, I really do have this same conversation every so often, almost verbatim. Usually it's more amusing than annoying, but it has a way of making a bad day worse.

Side note: I always enjoy teaching tricks and best practices, so if you ever have any questions that I might be able to help with, please feel free to PM me. That goes for anyone here. I haven't had a ton of formal training, just enough to dive in and keep learning via experience (5+ years now).

Do you have any experience with Knowledge Repository and its associated issues? My team is having a hell of time with that thing.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14584 on: August 19, 2016, 04:31:25 PM »
Our condo building manager sends me Word doc reports where at the end of each line, she presses enter and then tabs in for the next line, so if you need to make any edits, then you have to re-do the f-ed up formatting.  She also has no idea how to use Excel, despite having had to use it for 5 years, so she prints out the spreadsheets and then complains that the typing is too small to read on paper.  I blew her mind the other day when I pointed out that the spreadsheet had two tabs of information, not just one.

Update:  Since I posted that, she sent me back a revised version of her report, as I had sent her my changes in "tracked changes."  She did not know you could "accept" the changes, so she printed out my version and spent an hour trying to type all my changes into her document, which obviously was less than accurate, not to mention inefficient.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14585 on: August 19, 2016, 05:57:01 PM »
Yeti cups make me laugh in particular, because what Yeti has done (aside from cannily aiming themselves at the demographic of Dudes Who Think Brand-Plus-Bucks Equals Desirable) is apply vacuum flask, or "Thermos", technology to areas it hasn't been used in as much before, such as coolers or koozies.

But there are already shitloads of vacuum-walled cups out there!! Yeti cups are not even a little bit better in performance than other quality vacuum-wall cups, and cost WAY more. It's very amusing to see how far blind brand loyalty stretches.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14586 on: August 19, 2016, 06:28:46 PM »
Yeti cups make me laugh in particular, because what Yeti has done (aside from cannily aiming themselves at the demographic of Dudes Who Think Brand-Plus-Bucks Equals Desirable) is apply vacuum flask, or "Thermos", technology to areas it hasn't been used in as much before, such as coolers or koozies.

But there are already shitloads of vacuum-walled cups out there!! Yeti cups are not even a little bit better in performance than other quality vacuum-wall cups, and cost WAY more. It's very amusing to see how far blind brand loyalty stretches.

Seeing the shitrs and hats people pay for with 'yeti' on them is very disturbing. They're paying extra money to advertise a brand of... mugs?

I've had quite a few people brag about spending $40+ on Yeti mugs. One guy was even so bold to brag about his $100+ yeti cooler. These people vote and are considered adults.
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14587 on: August 19, 2016, 07:12:53 PM »
So a Coworker showed me her bill from her hair salon today. I was astonished to see it was $220! It turns out it was just for getting her hair coloured. I asked her if there is a special occasion coming up and that's why she spent that much. She said "No", it's just the place she has been going for a long time, and she says that she gets her hair coloured 5 times a year. That's $1,100 per year just on getting her hair coloured!! Keep in mind this doesn't even include the amount on money she spends on getting her hair trimmed ... I didn't even want to ask how much that is!

Her defense: Her husband gets his hair cut once a month and his hair cuts are $50 per cut. So he spend $600 per year.

So between the two of them they spend at least $1,700 per year on hair (really it's more than that cause I don't know how much she spends on her hair cuts).

They make good money ... two of them together probably gets about $140k gross, but still! As someone who cuts my own hair, and haven't spent any money on going to a hair salon in nearly 10 years, I was just astonished.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14588 on: August 19, 2016, 07:46:31 PM »
I was astonished to see it was $220!

Yes, this is actually the main revenue source for any hairdresser. That i why I do my own hair color at home. My haircut costs $80 but I wear long hair so show up for my next appointment in approximately 6 months.

Prices in hair salons are crazy.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14589 on: August 19, 2016, 08:53:05 PM »
I used to get my hair did and coloured and whatnot about 8 times a year at $150 a pop.    When I turned 50, I thought "I've had enough", and I stopped getting it coloured.   Then I thought "Why pay megabucks for the cut?", and I went to UltraCuts instead.   I now go about 6 or 7 times a year, and it costs about $25 each time.     A coworker asked archly "Don't you care about looking your age?"   I said "I'm over 50 now.   I don't care if I look over 50.   And I'm saving money like whoa."

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14590 on: August 19, 2016, 10:21:12 PM »
Oh, look, one of my facebook friends just posted the perfect meme for this discussion:

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14591 on: August 19, 2016, 10:28:06 PM »
I'd never heard of Yeti cups until this thread.  Stop giving me status anxiety!

Also, if I'm paying $50 for a haircut, it better come with a few cocktails.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14592 on: August 20, 2016, 12:07:52 AM »
I am very tired of older employees who can't do the basics on a computer despite using computers daily since the 1980s. I didn't really pick up using computers 'til the 90s and I can do most anything with them.

I've come to realize computers scare a LOT of people. Also, they dont understand you can type your issue into youtube and watch a 5 minute video tutorial on 90% of your computer issues.

The factory I work at has a contract with HP and their guy is only here once a week because he services 5 factories. If anything happens on first shift, they just let the problem go until I come in at 10pm. Not in my job description, but is definitely going to become a negotiation point soon in a raise conversation.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14593 on: August 20, 2016, 03:11:36 AM »
I was astonished to see it was $220!

Yes, this is actually the main revenue source for any hairdresser. That i why I do my own hair color at home. My haircut costs $80 but I wear long hair so show up for my next appointment in approximately 6 months.

Prices in hair salons are crazy.

I found a place that does women's cuts for $23. The haircut I had prior to that (3 years ago) was $90. I wouldn't rate one higher than the other.

I dye my own hair too. $20 of henna does 2-3 applications depending on the length of my hair. I dye it every two months or so, so pretty inexpensive over a year. You could argue it is still an unnecessary cost though.


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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14594 on: August 20, 2016, 06:39:29 AM »
...so she printed out my version and spent an hour trying to type all my changes into her document, which obviously was less than accurate, not to mention inefficient.

Can't copy/paste???? Occasionally I still meet adults who don't know this is a thing that any computer from the 80s and up can do... Hell, my kids know about this. 

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14595 on: August 20, 2016, 07:09:41 AM »
...so she printed out my version and spent an hour trying to type all my changes into her document, which obviously was less than accurate, not to mention inefficient.

Can't copy/paste???? Occasionally I still meet adults who don't know this is a thing that any computer from the 80s and up can do... Hell, my kids know about this.

My brother writes reports for a living. He told me earlier in the week that he only just recently learned that CTRL+F allowed one to search for text. I don't blame people who don't know these things; the OS makers really have a fun time at introducing unintuitive keyboard shortcuts and gestures. Unless you know a keyboard shortcut exists or you expect it should exist, your only hope to learn them is if someone shows you.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14596 on: August 20, 2016, 07:51:08 AM »
Argh! Why can't people use Google or Help to figure stuff out?  I'm 47 and geez I'm no expert, but come on!

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14597 on: August 20, 2016, 09:21:24 AM »
Our condo building manager sends me Word doc reports where at the end of each line, she presses enter and then tabs in for the next line, so if you need to make any edits, then you have to re-do the f-ed up formatting.  She also has no idea how to use Excel, despite having had to use it for 5 years, so she prints out the spreadsheets and then complains that the typing is too small to read on paper.  I blew her mind the other day when I pointed out that the spreadsheet had two tabs of information, not just one.

Update:  Since I posted that, she sent me back a revised version of her report, as I had sent her my changes in "tracked changes."  She did not know you could "accept" the changes, so she printed out my version and spent an hour trying to type all my changes into her document, which obviously was less than accurate, not to mention inefficient.
I once asked a boss to use track changes. He didn't actually use Track Changes in the doc he sent me; he'd manually colored and underlined his additions and manually colored and struck through his deletions.
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14598 on: August 20, 2016, 10:10:25 AM »
CW: Something is wrong, I can't do (Thing) for this customer.
Me:  (pulls account up, and the standard notification screen that comes up when the customer has amounts owing pops up)
Me: Press the button labelled (Thing) to get past this screen.
CW: Oh.  You know, I'd really like more training on this.  Are there instructions for it?
Me: ...

It's ONE BUTTON.  Labelled as the next step that you want to do.  Do you really need instructions to remember it's there?!  And there are only a couple of buttons to choose from on that screen anyway!  It is not a complicated interface!

The really sad thing is, this is not the first time she's asked me that question and I've shown her that button.  But instructions wouldn't help, they'd just confuse her more, because this step obviously isn't necessary every time, and she doesn't handle "if/then" steps very well.  The real problem is that she doesn't actually understand what's going on and why that screen exists.  I've explained what's happening, because if she *understood* it she wouldn't need help, but it just. does. not. compute.

(I don't think she's actually listening - I think she stops paying much attention as soon as you start explaining or showing her something, because she automatically dismisses it as a computer thing she can't be expected to understand.  I don't think she's naturally this incapable, but I don't see a way to get past her shield against learning something, especially since she isn't consciously aware she's doing it.)

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14599 on: August 20, 2016, 10:15:12 AM »
Our condo building manager sends me Word doc reports where at the end of each line, she presses enter and then tabs in for the next line, so if you need to make any edits, then you have to re-do the f-ed up formatting.  She also has no idea how to use Excel, despite having had to use it for 5 years, so she prints out the spreadsheets and then complains that the typing is too small to read on paper.  I blew her mind the other day when I pointed out that the spreadsheet had two tabs of information, not just one.

Update:  Since I posted that, she sent me back a revised version of her report, as I had sent her my changes in "tracked changes."  She did not know you could "accept" the changes, so she printed out my version and spent an hour trying to type all my changes into her document, which obviously was less than accurate, not to mention inefficient.
I once asked a boss to use track changes. He didn't actually use Track Changes in the doc he sent me; he'd manually colored and underlined his additions and manually colored and struck through his deletions.

Ok, that is really funny!