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« Reply #14350 on: July 31, 2016, 05:28:03 PM »
Notwithstanding having a box of hot wheels cars and several different tracks (some with loop-de-loops) I managed to avoid the whole car tinkering hobby thing that afflicts boys later in life.

Some do grow out of it :)

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« Reply #14351 on: August 01, 2016, 07:13:45 AM »
Notwithstanding having a box of hot wheels cars and several different tracks (some with loop-de-loops) I managed to avoid the whole car tinkering hobby thing that afflicts boys later in life.

Some do grow out of it :)

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« Reply #14352 on: August 01, 2016, 11:26:48 AM »
Here's one from my old job:

Coworker:   Do you think $50 is too much to pay for a t-shirt?
Me:  Um, probably.   Who's it for?
Her:   My ten-year-old niece.
Me:  Yikes!   Is the shirt really cool-looking?
Her:  Not really - it's plain white.
Me:   In that case, yes, $50 is way too much.
Her:  But it's from The Gap!
Me:   I still think that's a really expensive shirt for a ten-year-old.
Her:   (Flouncing away) Ohhh, what do YOU know?

www.jiffyshirts.com

I think I got this from the forums here, years ago.  It's my go-to place for my boys (husband and boys 10 and 4)

How good are the quality for men's undershirts (both black and white one)? I've been meaning to get some black undershirts but haven't pulled the trigger and some (translation, nearly all) of my white undershirts are starting to show wear and tear.
Hm. I don't know.  Thus far I've purchased the Gildan cotton shirts for my husband and boys.  I have purchased the solid colors for outerwear, not the undershirts.  And they fit just fine.  But we aren't looking for fitted, we are looking for just regular shirts.  My husband is tall, (and long waisted), and the XL's are fine as long as he doesn't put them in the dryer.  (Or they will shrink to be too short).

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14353 on: August 01, 2016, 12:45:37 PM »
Notwithstanding having a box of hot wheels cars and several different tracks (some with loop-de-loops) I managed to avoid the whole car tinkering hobby thing that afflicts boys later in life.

Some do grow out of it :)

I'm sorry for your loss.

As am I, sorry for your loss.

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« Reply #14354 on: August 02, 2016, 01:13:51 AM »
Notwithstanding having a box of hot wheels cars and several different tracks (some with loop-de-loops) I managed to avoid the whole car tinkering hobby thing that afflicts boys later in life.

Some do grow out of it :)

I'm sorry for your loss.

As am I, sorry for your loss.

Hehehehehehehehehehe....

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« Reply #14355 on: August 02, 2016, 08:27:35 PM »
Boss is a pack a day smoker.

His wife is on him to give up smoking for budget reasons (I estimate it's costing him more than $7k per year), and for his health.

Boss doesn't want to quit, so instead has taken to brushing his teeth before leaving work in the hope that his wife won't notice he's still smoking.

She would have to be blind and anosmic to not notice.

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« Reply #14356 on: August 02, 2016, 08:34:27 PM »
Wow, did I miss a business calling! Selling a plain white kid's t-shirt for $50?! Someone is getting rich.

I hope it was merino wool.

I'm tempted to spend quite a bit of money to get more of those shirts. I got one long sleeved one... and man. I have drank. the. cool. aid.

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« Reply #14357 on: August 03, 2016, 07:17:56 AM »
She would have to be blind and anosmic to not notice.

I think this is a real disconnect for a lot of smokers.  They are so accustomed to the smell that they literally don't notice it.  When my wife explained to my MIL that the reason we don't bring coats into her home is because anything we bring into her home smells like smoke when we leave, my MIL refused to believe it and tried to pass it off as my wife being dramatic.  I had to jump in and confirm that, yes, everything we bring into the home smells like smoke when we leave, even if it is just a few hours and even if MIL opened the windows and sprayed air freshener before we arrived.  It's much easier and less expensive to bring as little as possible into her home than to wash or dry-clean everything after the fact.  I'm pretty sure MIL still chooses not to believe it. 

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« Reply #14358 on: August 03, 2016, 08:12:43 AM »
She would have to be blind and anosmic to not notice.

I think this is a real disconnect for a lot of smokers.  They are so accustomed to the smell that they literally don't notice it.  When my wife explained to my MIL that the reason we don't bring coats into her home is because anything we bring into her home smells like smoke when we leave, my MIL refused to believe it and tried to pass it off as my wife being dramatic.  I had to jump in and confirm that, yes, everything we bring into the home smells like smoke when we leave, even if it is just a few hours and even if MIL opened the windows and sprayed air freshener before we arrived.  It's much easier and less expensive to bring as little as possible into her home than to wash or dry-clean everything after the fact.  I'm pretty sure MIL still chooses not to believe it.

Pet smells can be just as bad if the owner doesn't clean. Adding just one indoor cat or a dog (that sheds) to a household creates a good hour a day of extra cleaning.
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« Reply #14359 on: August 03, 2016, 08:18:03 AM »
She would have to be blind and anosmic to not notice.

I think this is a real disconnect for a lot of smokers.  They are so accustomed to the smell that they literally don't notice it.  When my wife explained to my MIL that the reason we don't bring coats into her home is because anything we bring into her home smells like smoke when we leave, my MIL refused to believe it and tried to pass it off as my wife being dramatic.  I had to jump in and confirm that, yes, everything we bring into the home smells like smoke when we leave, even if it is just a few hours and even if MIL opened the windows and sprayed air freshener before we arrived.  It's much easier and less expensive to bring as little as possible into her home than to wash or dry-clean everything after the fact.  I'm pretty sure MIL still chooses not to believe it.

Pet smells can be just as bad if the owner doesn't clean. Adding just one indoor cat or a dog (that sheds) to a household creates a good hour a day of extra cleaning.

Cleaning makes it better, but doesn't get rid of the smell.  If you own a dog you have a smelly dog house. 

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« Reply #14360 on: August 03, 2016, 08:29:34 AM »
She would have to be blind and anosmic to not notice.

I think this is a real disconnect for a lot of smokers.  They are so accustomed to the smell that they literally don't notice it.  When my wife explained to my MIL that the reason we don't bring coats into her home is because anything we bring into her home smells like smoke when we leave, my MIL refused to believe it and tried to pass it off as my wife being dramatic.  I had to jump in and confirm that, yes, everything we bring into the home smells like smoke when we leave, even if it is just a few hours and even if MIL opened the windows and sprayed air freshener before we arrived.  It's much easier and less expensive to bring as little as possible into her home than to wash or dry-clean everything after the fact.  I'm pretty sure MIL still chooses not to believe it.

Pet smells can be just as bad if the owner doesn't clean. Adding just one indoor cat or a dog (that sheds) to a household creates a good hour a day of extra cleaning.

Cleaning makes it better, but doesn't get rid of the smell.  If you own a dog you have a smelly dog house.

There are some enzymatic cleaners that really go after the urine stench. I've used them to clean up rentals after a pet owner moves out. They're expensive but they work, and it beats using a steam cleaner which really just spreads the stink around. I find I'm far happier without indoor animals.
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« Reply #14361 on: August 03, 2016, 08:44:49 AM »
She would have to be blind and anosmic to not notice.

I think this is a real disconnect for a lot of smokers.  They are so accustomed to the smell that they literally don't notice it.  When my wife explained to my MIL that the reason we don't bring coats into her home is because anything we bring into her home smells like smoke when we leave, my MIL refused to believe it and tried to pass it off as my wife being dramatic.  I had to jump in and confirm that, yes, everything we bring into the home smells like smoke when we leave, even if it is just a few hours and even if MIL opened the windows and sprayed air freshener before we arrived.  It's much easier and less expensive to bring as little as possible into her home than to wash or dry-clean everything after the fact.  I'm pretty sure MIL still chooses not to believe it.

Pet smells can be just as bad if the owner doesn't clean. Adding just one indoor cat or a dog (that sheds) to a household creates a good hour a day of extra cleaning.

Cleaning makes it better, but doesn't get rid of the smell.  If you own a dog you have a smelly dog house.

Not unless you have a lot of shag-type carpet. My parents house does not smell like dog unless you're sitting next to Ralph's (RIP) bed. But we brushed the dogs outside in the summer every day, and in the winter once a week, and both never had accidents unless they were sick. The house has a lot of tile and thin carpet; my parents vacuum twice a week, swiffer once a week, and shampoo the carpets about twice a year. And this was with Golden Retrievers. And no, it isn't my nose that is accustomed to it (though it is), we've heard from multiple people that if they didn't see the dog bowl and the large furry head that materialized beneath their elbow, they'd not have known a dog lived there.

If you have a cat, probably a better chance of it smelling bad. Cause they pee inside. My parents go to a lot of estate sales--they don't buy nearly anything if it was from a smokers house or a cat-house.

On the other hand, we looked at a house with 3 non-shedding dogs. That house smelled like dog. I just don't understand not cleaning up dirty things--I'm ok with messy, but dirty is gross.

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« Reply #14362 on: August 03, 2016, 08:45:22 AM »
She would have to be blind and anosmic to not notice.

I think this is a real disconnect for a lot of smokers.  They are so accustomed to the smell that they literally don't notice it.  When my wife explained to my MIL that the reason we don't bring coats into her home is because anything we bring into her home smells like smoke when we leave, my MIL refused to believe it and tried to pass it off as my wife being dramatic.  I had to jump in and confirm that, yes, everything we bring into the home smells like smoke when we leave, even if it is just a few hours and even if MIL opened the windows and sprayed air freshener before we arrived.  It's much easier and less expensive to bring as little as possible into her home than to wash or dry-clean everything after the fact.  I'm pretty sure MIL still chooses not to believe it.

Pet smells can be just as bad if the owner doesn't clean. Adding just one indoor cat or a dog (that sheds) to a household creates a good hour a day of extra cleaning.

Cleaning makes it better, but doesn't get rid of the smell.  If you own a dog you have a smelly dog house.

There are some enzymatic cleaners that really go after the urine stench. I've used them to clean up rentals after a pet owner moves out. They're expensive but they work, and it beats using a steam cleaner which really just spreads the stink around. I find I'm far happier without indoor animals.

I'm not talking about urine, just the stench of a dog.  Dogs themselves smell, and the carpet/furniture of the house they live in absorb that smell.  I wish I didn't have any indoor animals.  My wife had a dog before we met, and she stinks up the whole house.  When we didn't live together I would get punched in the face every time I went to her place.  I got used to it pretty quickly being around it so much, but I still smell it going to other dog owner's houses.  It's not nearly as offensive as cigarette smoke IMO, but it's a very real stench none the less.

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« Reply #14363 on: August 03, 2016, 09:34:50 AM »
She would have to be blind and anosmic to not notice.

I think this is a real disconnect for a lot of smokers.  They are so accustomed to the smell that they literally don't notice it.  When my wife explained to my MIL that the reason we don't bring coats into her home is because anything we bring into her home smells like smoke when we leave, my MIL refused to believe it and tried to pass it off as my wife being dramatic.  I had to jump in and confirm that, yes, everything we bring into the home smells like smoke when we leave, even if it is just a few hours and even if MIL opened the windows and sprayed air freshener before we arrived.  It's much easier and less expensive to bring as little as possible into her home than to wash or dry-clean everything after the fact.  I'm pretty sure MIL still chooses not to believe it.

Pet smells can be just as bad if the owner doesn't clean. Adding just one indoor cat or a dog (that sheds) to a household creates a good hour a day of extra cleaning.

Cleaning makes it better, but doesn't get rid of the smell.  If you own a dog you have a smelly dog house.

There are some enzymatic cleaners that really go after the urine stench. I've used them to clean up rentals after a pet owner moves out. They're expensive but they work, and it beats using a steam cleaner which really just spreads the stink around. I find I'm far happier without indoor animals.

I'm not talking about urine, just the stench of a dog.  Dogs themselves smell, and the carpet/furniture of the house they live in absorb that smell.  I wish I didn't have any indoor animals.  My wife had a dog before we met, and she stinks up the whole house.  When we didn't live together I would get punched in the face every time I went to her place.  I got used to it pretty quickly being around it so much, but I still smell it going to other dog owner's houses.  It's not nearly as offensive as cigarette smoke IMO, but it's a very real stench none the less.

Obviously not a solution if you already have a dog, but getting a hypoallergenic breed and keeping them clean helps massively.  I find the smell is strongest for dogs that have thick shedding coats (retrievers, huskies, pomeranians), etc.  I think it's probably mostly their skin oils mixed with dirt that they pick up from the outside/peoples hands/the floor/the ground/etc.  Both for stench and allergy purposes, I find houses with those breeds really hard to be in.

But I have a hypoallergenic terrier we bathe every 3 weeks, and with him and my friends' cairn terriers, for example, there's no stench that I can find.  Of course my dog and my friend's terriers are also not allowed on any furniture, which is a big help.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14364 on: August 03, 2016, 09:39:07 AM »
She would have to be blind and anosmic to not notice.

I think this is a real disconnect for a lot of smokers.  They are so accustomed to the smell that they literally don't notice it.  When my wife explained to my MIL that the reason we don't bring coats into her home is because anything we bring into her home smells like smoke when we leave, my MIL refused to believe it and tried to pass it off as my wife being dramatic.  I had to jump in and confirm that, yes, everything we bring into the home smells like smoke when we leave, even if it is just a few hours and even if MIL opened the windows and sprayed air freshener before we arrived.  It's much easier and less expensive to bring as little as possible into her home than to wash or dry-clean everything after the fact.  I'm pretty sure MIL still chooses not to believe it.

Pet smells can be just as bad if the owner doesn't clean. Adding just one indoor cat or a dog (that sheds) to a household creates a good hour a day of extra cleaning.

Cleaning makes it better, but doesn't get rid of the smell.  If you own a dog you have a smelly dog house.

There are some enzymatic cleaners that really go after the urine stench. I've used them to clean up rentals after a pet owner moves out. They're expensive but they work, and it beats using a steam cleaner which really just spreads the stink around. I find I'm far happier without indoor animals.

I'm not talking about urine, just the stench of a dog.  Dogs themselves smell, and the carpet/furniture of the house they live in absorb that smell.  I wish I didn't have any indoor animals.  My wife had a dog before we met, and she stinks up the whole house.  When we didn't live together I would get punched in the face every time I went to her place.  I got used to it pretty quickly being around it so much, but I still smell it going to other dog owner's houses.  It's not nearly as offensive as cigarette smoke IMO, but it's a very real stench none the less.

Obviously not a solution if you already have a dog, but getting a hypoallergenic breed and keeping them clean helps massively.  I find the smell is strongest for dogs that have thick shedding coats (retrievers, huskies, pomeranians), etc.  I think it's probably mostly their skin oils mixed with dirt that they pick up from the outside/peoples hands/the floor/the ground/etc.  Both for stench and allergy purposes, I find houses with those breeds really hard to be in.

But I have a hypoallergenic terrier we bathe every 3 weeks, and with him and my friends' cairn terriers, for example, there's no stench that I can find.  Of course my dog and my friend's terriers are also not allowed on any furniture, which is a big help.

Stench may be too strong word with too many negative connotations to apply to all households with dogs (though certainly applies to many).  Maybe a better word is odor.  Even a clean house with a clean dog has an unavoidable dog odor. 

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14365 on: August 03, 2016, 09:40:47 AM »
My cats are angels, and they smell like my fabric softener -- glorious!  That is all  =^..^=

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« Reply #14366 on: August 03, 2016, 10:28:06 AM »

CW: Yeah, I see a lot of retired people in my neighborhood & I don't want that.
Me: (boggling) REALLY?!?!?!

His/he response isn't completely unreasonable. I too have seen many retired people that don't seem to do much and that kind of life doesn't appeal to me. Thankfully I know that those are only some people, many more live much more filling lives upon retirement. Another way I look at it is that after I stop earning money (so technically retired) I plan on keeping my self active. Current plan is to move to South America to become fluent in Spanish and from there I'm may move then to India to become fluent in Hindi.

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« Reply #14367 on: August 03, 2016, 10:54:13 AM »

CW: Yeah, I see a lot of retired people in my neighborhood & I don't want that.
Me: (boggling) REALLY?!?!?!

His/he response isn't completely unreasonable. I too have seen many retired people that don't seem to do much and that kind of life doesn't appeal to me. Thankfully I know that those are only some people, many more live much more filling lives upon retirement. Another way I look at it is that after I stop earning money (so technically retired) I plan on keeping my self active. Current plan is to move to South America to become fluent in Spanish and from there I'm may move then to India to become fluent in Hindi.

Think of it this way: other people's choice to stay employed actually makes FIRE easier for us. We're hacking the system, which, to a degree, depends on the majority of participants not hacking the system.
Or just look at it as supply and demand... the less people want FIRE, the cheaper it is for those who do ;)
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« Reply #14368 on: August 03, 2016, 12:05:45 PM »
CW: Yeah, I see a lot of retired people in my neighborhood & I don't want that.
Me: (boggling) REALLY?!?!?!

It might have to do with what he sees the people doing.  To be honest, my parents are retired and just sit around all day, watching TV with no hobbies or outside interests.  I don't want that life either.
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« Reply #14369 on: August 03, 2016, 06:25:01 PM »
I want my parents' retirement.    They don't travel anymore due to health issues, but they go for walks together every day, cook together, make jam, and go out to eat whenever they feel like it.   Both love to read.   Plus, Dad has an incredible model train layout that he did himself.    They seem really happy.   :)

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« Reply #14370 on: August 03, 2016, 06:26:50 PM »
<ahem> Back on topic.  I know with 14,600 replies, this has been expressed before, but forgive me.  This is the first time it's happened to me.
CW: Yeah, I see a lot of retired people in my neighborhood & I don't want that.
Me: (boggling) REALLY?!?!?!

Depends on if your CW likes their job enough that it wouldn't be a big deal never to RE, as I do. (Still going to RE, but if I had to retire at 60+, my faulty crystal ball tells me I'd probably be okay with that.)

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« Reply #14371 on: August 03, 2016, 07:03:08 PM »

CW: Yeah, I see a lot of retired people in my neighborhood & I don't want that.
Me: (boggling) REALLY?!?!?!

His/he response isn't completely unreasonable. I too have seen many retired people that don't seem to do much and that kind of life doesn't appeal to me. Thankfully I know that those are only some people, many more live much more filling lives upon retirement. Another way I look at it is that after I stop earning money (so technically retired) I plan on keeping my self active. Current plan is to move to South America to become fluent in Spanish and from there I'm may move then to India to become fluent in Hindi.

Think of it this way: other people's choice to stay employed actually makes FIRE easier for us. We're hacking the system, which, to a degree, depends on the majority of participants not hacking the system.
Or just look at it as supply and demand... the less people want FIRE, the cheaper it is for those who do ;)

I am hesitant to conclude on whether it does or does not help. I'll give a toy example on how it may not help you. Say you want to buy a home in your 20's because you know that one way to become FIRE'd early is to reduce your housing expense drastically. If everyone around you is willing to put 0% down on a property and engage in bidding wars, you need a larger downpayment and the people you are buying from are less flexible in price since they paid 0% down ten years ago on a thirty-year mortgage (i.e. the bulk of the principal is outstanding, about 97% if they had a 5% mortgage).
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« Reply #14372 on: August 03, 2016, 07:23:55 PM »

CW: Yeah, I see a lot of retired people in my neighborhood & I don't want that.
Me: (boggling) REALLY?!?!?!

His/he response isn't completely unreasonable. I too have seen many retired people that don't seem to do much and that kind of life doesn't appeal to me. Thankfully I know that those are only some people, many more live much more filling lives upon retirement. Another way I look at it is that after I stop earning money (so technically retired) I plan on keeping my self active. Current plan is to move to South America to become fluent in Spanish and from there I'm may move then to India to become fluent in Hindi.

Think of it this way: other people's choice to stay employed actually makes FIRE easier for us. We're hacking the system, which, to a degree, depends on the majority of participants not hacking the system.
Or just look at it as supply and demand... the less people want FIRE, the cheaper it is for those who do ;)

I am hesitant to conclude on whether it does or does not help. I'll give a toy example on how it may not help you. Say you want to buy a home in your 20's because you know that one way to become FIRE'd early is to reduce your housing expense drastically. If everyone around you is willing to put 0% down on a property and engage in bidding wars, you need a larger downpayment and the people you are buying from are less flexible in price since they paid 0% down ten years ago on a thirty-year mortgage (i.e. the bulk of the principal is outstanding, about 97% if they had a 5% mortgage).

The math at the end (bolded) is not correct--they should have paid about 19% of principal down on a fully amortizing, 30 year loan @ 5% after 10 years, and have 81% remaining (even though the term is 33% over, only 2/3rd left, because of how amortizing loans work).

That aside, your basic point is correct on the whole market rising, in general.
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« Reply #14373 on: August 03, 2016, 11:49:27 PM »
She would have to be blind and anosmic to not notice.

I think this is a real disconnect for a lot of smokers.  They are so accustomed to the smell that they literally don't notice it.

My husband's colleague smokes and uses a 'natural' deodorant.

The former means he doesn't notice the latter isn't working.

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« Reply #14374 on: August 04, 2016, 02:17:21 AM »
A colleague just realised she came to work in mismatched shoes (two different black heels) so she immediately walked out to buy a new pair.

I'm not sure anyone else would have realised, given that it's 11am and she only just noticed...

Less than a month and another woman I know, this time a relative, did this today. She texted me a photo of as proof.

This time it was two different boots.

The forum member who helped me move house last weekend might say otherwise, but I just don't have enough shoes to make that kind of mistake.

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« Reply #14375 on: August 04, 2016, 11:43:56 AM »
A colleague just realised she came to work in mismatched shoes (two different black heels) so she immediately walked out to buy a new pair.

I'm not sure anyone else would have realised, given that it's 11am and she only just noticed...

Less than a month and another woman I know, this time a relative, did this today. She texted me a photo of as proof.

This time it was two different boots.

The forum member who helped me move house last weekend might say otherwise, but I just don't have enough shoes to make that kind of mistake.
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Well, he dressed in the dark and showed up with one black and one navy shoe.   Crazy thing is that he only owned two pairs of work dress shoes, but because of the uniform, they were the same make / brand , just different colours and he dressed in the dark at 5am so as not to wake my mom. 

He did not notice until after the interview, and did not get the job.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14376 on: August 04, 2016, 11:49:53 AM »
A colleague just realised she came to work in mismatched shoes (two different black heels) so she immediately walked out to buy a new pair.

I'm not sure anyone else would have realised, given that it's 11am and she only just noticed...

Less than a month and another woman I know, this time a relative, did this today. She texted me a photo of as proof.

This time it was two different boots.

The forum member who helped me move house last weekend might say otherwise, but I just don't have enough shoes to make that kind of mistake.
My dad was up for a promotion / job change in the 70's, to a flight instructor / auditor postion.  The new boss was someone with an impeccable uniform every day.

Well, he dressed in the dark and showed up with one black and one navy shoe.   Crazy thing is that he only owned two pairs of work dress shoes, but because of the uniform, they were the same make / brand , just different colours and he dressed in the dark at 5am so as not to wake my mom. 

He did not notice until after the interview, and did not get the job.

I also have two pair of work shoes, one black, one dark brown, and yeah, they're all but identical (AE Park Avenue and Fifth Avenue) so if you try to get dressed in the dark it's easy to end up with a mismatched pair or the wrong pair from what you intended to wear.
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14377 on: August 04, 2016, 11:58:58 AM »
WTF.  Do you guys not arrange your shoes in pairs, one next to the other?

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14378 on: August 04, 2016, 12:03:10 PM »
WTF.  Do you guys not arrange your shoes in pairs, one next to the other?

Dude, logic isn't welcome here!

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14379 on: August 04, 2016, 12:08:32 PM »
WTF.  Do you guys not arrange your shoes in pairs, one next to the other?

For me it's work shoes under my desk.  I will not voluntarily wear heels all day, so I kick them off and then step back in to them blindly when someone surprises me or I need to use the restroom.  If I find two that are different heights, I figure it out.  If they're the same, though, I will definitely find myself in the restroom staring at one red and one black heel.  Whoops :)

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14380 on: August 04, 2016, 12:13:10 PM »
WTF.  Do you guys not arrange your shoes in pairs, one next to the other?

Sure, but it's in my closet where half of my and my wife's clothes hang down partially covering them, AND I generally get dressed in the near-dark so as to not disturb my wife, so it's entirely possible to grab the middle two shoes and not realize.  I actually don't think I've worn 1 each ever, but I have worn black when I meant to wear brown and vice versa.
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14381 on: August 04, 2016, 12:28:05 PM »
WTF.  Do you guys not arrange your shoes in pairs, one next to the other?

No, what is this some conformist bullshit? Each of my shoes are individuals, enhanced but not defined by their partners.  I like to remind them that they are strong, unique, beautiful shoes by placing them throughout the house in a variety of relaxing positions

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14382 on: August 04, 2016, 12:31:15 PM »
In other words you like to solve mysteries... ;)

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14383 on: August 04, 2016, 12:31:49 PM »
WTF.  Do you guys not arrange your shoes in pairs, one next to the other?

A little presumptuous to assume we all have 2 feet.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14384 on: August 04, 2016, 12:34:28 PM »
WTF.  Do you guys not arrange your shoes in pairs, one next to the other?

No, what is this some conformist bullshit? Each of my shoes are individuals, enhanced but not defined by their partners.  I like to remind them that they are strong, unique, beautiful shoes by placing them throughout the house in a variety of relaxing positions

I'm going to use this line the next time my wife complains about me leaving my shoes strewn about.  Maybe she will understand this time...

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14385 on: August 04, 2016, 01:00:34 PM »


Despite having multiples of different shoes in different colors (2 Allen Edmonds loafers--Black and Brown--2 Ecco "dress" shoes that are identical, Black and brown, 2 Allen Edmonds cap-toes, Oxblood and Brown), I've never made the mistake of two different pairs. But all this talk is getting me excited about the closet I'm eventually planning on building in our new house. There will be shoe racks everywhere! Everywhere I tell you! (I think I have more shoes than my wife)


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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14386 on: August 04, 2016, 01:04:17 PM »
WTF.  Do you guys not arrange your shoes in pairs, one next to the other?

A little presumptuous to assume we all have 2 feet.

If you happen to have some sort of well-endowed tri-pod situation going on, I don't think anyone gives a shit about the colour of shoes you're wearing.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14387 on: August 04, 2016, 01:30:14 PM »
WTF.  Do you guys not arrange your shoes in pairs, one next to the other?

Dude, logic isn't welcome here!
Here's some logic: if your shoes are so much alike that two members of two different pairs feel the same, you're doing your feet a disservice. Wearing the same shoes all the time is bad for your feet. Wearing shoes that feel exactly the same can't be much better.
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14388 on: August 04, 2016, 01:52:54 PM »
WTF.  Do you guys not arrange your shoes in pairs, one next to the other?

A little presumptuous to assume we all have 2 feet.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14389 on: August 04, 2016, 02:01:11 PM »
WTF.  Do you guys not arrange your shoes in pairs, one next to the other?

Dude, logic isn't welcome here!
Here's some logic: if your shoes are so much alike that two members of two different pairs feel the same, you're doing your feet a disservice. Wearing the same shoes all the time is bad for your feet. Wearing shoes that feel exactly the same can't be much better.

Really?  huh, never heard that.  Well, the two shoes I wear for the most time I spend 90%+ of my time sitting in various office chairs while I wear them, so I can't imagine my feet care that much.  OTOH, I wear a variety of footwear when out walking around, running shoes or various flip flops in the summer, boots in the winter, can't imagine any of those (running shoes aside) are BETTER for my feet.  I don't think my feet like my old Sanuks that much.
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14390 on: August 04, 2016, 06:54:07 PM »
I've never worn 2 different shoes, but one day I did spend all day at work in my slippers.  Yes, somehow I managed to drive all the way to work without realizing that I was wearing slippers, sigh. 

I would not have cared so much, but they did NOT match my outfit!  My clothes are all based on black/grey, and my slippers are tan with a pink bow.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14391 on: August 04, 2016, 11:58:39 PM »
I've never worn 2 different shoes, but one day I did spend all day at work in my slippers.  Yes, somehow I managed to drive all the way to work without realizing that I was wearing slippers, sigh. 

I would not have cared so much, but they did NOT match my outfit!  My clothes are all based on black/grey, and my slippers are tan with a pink bow.

Reminds me of a woman on a bus in the 80s who forgot to put on her skirt.  Wearing a slip and her overcoat over it only.  Remember when we used to wear slips, and put on the good work clothes after we were done with makeup, hair and eating breakfast?

Anyway,  I later saw the same meme on a movie, but it was funnier in person.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14392 on: August 05, 2016, 01:21:21 AM »
I've walked out of the house wearing my slippers a few times.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14393 on: August 05, 2016, 02:35:03 AM »
WTF.  Do you guys not arrange your shoes in pairs, one next to the other?

Have you seen the anti-folding clothes thread?

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« Reply #14394 on: August 05, 2016, 02:38:33 AM »
I've never worn 2 different shoes, but one day I did spend all day at work in my slippers.  Yes, somehow I managed to drive all the way to work without realizing that I was wearing slippers, sigh. 

I would not have cared so much, but they did NOT match my outfit!  My clothes are all based on black/grey, and my slippers are tan with a pink bow.

You need office slippers!

After getting my feet and cute flats drenched on particularly wet days, I bought a pair of black slippers to keep at work. I try to wear boots when rain is forecast, but when I get it wrong, I'm not staying in wet shoes all day for anyone.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14395 on: August 05, 2016, 02:52:01 AM »
What's wrong with bare footing it around the office?
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« Reply #14396 on: August 05, 2016, 04:33:39 AM »
Yesterday I didn't realize until 3pm that I was wearing my shirt backwards.  And then I needed to go to a client meeting, so I wore it backwards there too.
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14397 on: August 05, 2016, 04:44:09 AM »
What's wrong with bare footing it around the office?


I do this a fair bit, especially when I'm working at my standing desk because I usually slip off shoes to stand on my anti fatigue mat. Often I'll run down the hall in socks then (not barefoot because sometimes staples in the carpet). But I won't go into the bathroom without shoes (gross), and as I'm a woman of a certain age, this means putting on shoes every hour and a half or so,

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« Reply #14398 on: August 05, 2016, 05:32:09 AM »
What's wrong with bare footing it around the office?

I do in summer.

Not in winter. Cold feet.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #14399 on: August 05, 2016, 05:41:49 AM »
Coworker and friend who is in debt to his eyeballs told me this week he wants to buy the empty house next to his and rent it, he also has been looking at brand new 40k+ sports cars. I tried to warn him (with minimal nagging)...This same friend eats out AT LEAST twice a day and drives long distances to work in his gas guzzler full size V8 pickup. He recently bought his 16 year old daughter (who doesn't work) a brand new vehicle. A couple of times a year he'll realize that he's in over his head with bills, and work crazy hours at our job to cover the debt. I try to set an example, and talk to the coworkers here and there about personal finance, but what can you do in the end, ugh.