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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13100 on: April 18, 2016, 11:42:13 AM »
Speaking of counter tops: not quite overheard at work, but a common thing at work:

People order "temporary" counter tops, usually higher-end laminate. See, they buy a new house and one of the options is to pay extra for granite counter tops instead of the laminate that's included with the house. (You have approximately 65 zillion of these options when building with one of these companies.) So of course they can't get a bigger mortgage than they've already gotten. They definitely don't have thousands of dollars in extra cash sitting around. Despite not having the money to buy granite, the laminate is unacceptable. It wreaks of poverty and brings shame upon the family. It cannot be lived with. So they choose a color and get the laminate tops with every intention of paying us to come back, remove them, and throw them (and the sink) in the garbage a year later when they get a bonus or tax refund or whatever.

This also happens fairly often when people buy older homes. They'll replace the "dated" laminate counters (which are, of course, perfectly fine, just the wrong color) with new "modern" laminate counters in order to make the home inhabitable until they find the money to replace them... usually a year later.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13101 on: April 18, 2016, 11:47:38 AM »
My company announced that our 401k rules are changing to allow people to take out loans.  Previously there really wasn't a way for people to access these accounts, so we've had staff quit because they've needed to withdraw money from their 401k.  If people are willing to quit to get at the money, I suppose this is better.  At least they will still have a job. But I can't help thinking that this will hurt other people who will be encouraged to take out these loans but maybe would' have gone to the extreme of quitting their job for it.
There was outrage here when they limited the number of 401k loans from 3 loans at a time to 1.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13102 on: April 18, 2016, 11:55:42 AM »
So a new guy was bragging about his new vehicle purchase. Thought I would share as it made me cringe hearing him talk about it lol

He recently bought a brand new 2015 dodge ram with all the fixings for something like 50k.

He started about 2 months ago. He was complaining to another co-worker after he had just started, how he could barely afford his rent! I remember him saying to a close co worker friend of mine "man the cost of cigarettes are killing me" as we both nodded our heads in disgust....ugh

This guy probably makes 35-40k/yr possibly 45k max ! I'm guessing his loan terms are too gruesome for me to even ask...
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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13103 on: April 18, 2016, 02:09:14 PM »

-Talked about how much she loves this one burrito place because it's "soooo cheap". It's $8-10 for a burrito.

Yikes. I don't think $8 is patently expensive for a great burrito, that's generally how much I'll spend for a burrito bowl at Chipotle when I don't want to cook at home, but there's no way I would consider it cheap. There's a few locations of Zantigos in Minnesota, it's a fast food place like Taco Bell...if Taco Bell actually made things from scratch, and I love going there every once in a while (back when I lived a mile away, I was there more times than is healthy). It's around $3 for a bean-cheese burrito that has the perfect amount of food for me. I don't think it is all that costly, but I would never refer to it as cheap.

I heard about Zantigo being opened up again by relatives of the previous owners.  Too bad it is MN only. Would love to have a Zantigo in STL.  Too bad Pepsi shut the chain down when it purchased KFC back in the 80's since they already owned Taco Bell.

Oh boy, Zantigo is back?  I don't live in Minnesota any more, but Zantigo used to be my "Friday night and I just got paid" go-to back in the day when I was an impoverished college student.  Can't wait to come back and visit! 

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13104 on: April 18, 2016, 02:43:26 PM »

-Talked about how much she loves this one burrito place because it's "soooo cheap". It's $8-10 for a burrito.

Yikes. I don't think $8 is patently expensive for a great burrito, that's generally how much I'll spend for a burrito bowl at Chipotle when I don't want to cook at home, but there's no way I would consider it cheap. There's a few locations of Zantigos in Minnesota, it's a fast food place like Taco Bell...if Taco Bell actually made things from scratch, and I love going there every once in a while (back when I lived a mile away, I was there more times than is healthy). It's around $3 for a bean-cheese burrito that has the perfect amount of food for me. I don't think it is all that costly, but I would never refer to it as cheap.

I heard about Zantigo being opened up again by relatives of the previous owners.  Too bad it is MN only. Would love to have a Zantigo in STL.  Too bad Pepsi shut the chain down when it purchased KFC back in the 80's since they already owned Taco Bell.

Oh boy, Zantigo is back?  I don't live in Minnesota any more, but Zantigo used to be my "Friday night and I just got paid" go-to back in the day when I was an impoverished college student.  Can't wait to come back and visit!

There are a few locations, one in Woodbury and another in Fridley. I think there's another in downtown St. Paul but if so, I think that one is only open during business hours.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13105 on: April 19, 2016, 02:23:45 PM »
Despite not having the money to buy granite, the laminate is unacceptable. It wreaks of poverty and brings shame upon the family. It cannot be lived with.

I laughed out loud. in my office.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13106 on: April 19, 2016, 03:01:32 PM »
Quick question about granite worktops.
Why do synthetic granite (ie rock dust mixed together with epoxy) worktops cost about 3x as much / sq ft as the 1ft sq granite surface block I just bought for the workshop?
Especially since the block is beautifully smooth and comes with a certificate saying how flat it is.

If I could think of way of holding a worktop made out of 30lb 6in thick blocks of stone - I would just use these

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13107 on: April 19, 2016, 03:05:29 PM »
Quick question about granite worktops.
Why do synthetic granite (ie rock dust mixed together with epoxy) worktops cost about 3x as much / sq ft as the 1ft sq granite surface block I just bought for the workshop?
Especially since the block is beautifully smooth and comes with a certificate saying how flat it is.

If I could think of way of holding a worktop made out of 30lb 6in thick blocks of stone - I would just use these
What is a granite surface block?  And where can I get one!? :)

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13108 on: April 19, 2016, 05:34:29 PM »
DH's CW: I know how much people in your wife's job make. If my wife made that much money we'd be living in X (fancypants) neighborhood instead of where you are.

We live in a perfectly fine working-class neighborhood, by the way. In a completely paid off house that is older but updated. This is also the same coworker who told a client he could make $1000 a day playing blackjack, but does his job because he "likes talking with people." And has been trying to buy a trailer for pretty much the entire time my husband has been working there (two years) but hasn't yet succeeded.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13109 on: April 19, 2016, 06:14:44 PM »
DH's CW: I know how much people in your wife's job make. If my wife made that much money we'd be living in X (fancypants) neighborhood instead of where you are.

We live in a perfectly fine working-class neighborhood, by the way. In a completely paid off house that is older but updated. This is also the same coworker who told a client he could make $1000 a day playing blackjack, but does his job because he "likes talking with people." And has been trying to buy a trailer for pretty much the entire time my husband has been working there (two years) but hasn't yet succeeded.

I would have thought playing blackjack professionally would be an awesome way to talk to lots of people.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13110 on: April 19, 2016, 07:03:09 PM »
DH's CW: I know how much people in your wife's job make. If my wife made that much money we'd be living in X (fancypants) neighborhood instead of where you are.

We live in a perfectly fine working-class neighborhood, by the way. In a completely paid off house that is older but updated. This is also the same coworker who told a client he could make $1000 a day playing blackjack, but does his job because he "likes talking with people." And has been trying to buy a trailer for pretty much the entire time my husband has been working there (two years) but hasn't yet succeeded.

I would have thought playing blackjack professionally would be an awesome way to talk to lots of people.

I imagine you would be too busy concentrating on the cards to talk to people. That said, if true and he works a 5 day schedule with 4 weeks off then he could be earning $240k annually assuming he isn't bullshitting. Find the difference between this and what he currently earns and you'll find what his opportunity cost of "talking with people" is.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13111 on: April 20, 2016, 03:18:16 PM »
Quick question about granite worktops.
Why do synthetic granite (ie rock dust mixed together with epoxy) worktops cost about 3x as much / sq ft as the 1ft sq granite surface block I just bought for the workshop?
Especially since the block is beautifully smooth and comes with a certificate saying how flat it is.

If I could think of way of holding a worktop made out of 30lb 6in thick blocks of stone - I would just use these
What is a granite surface block?  And where can I get one!? :)
A surface block or surface plate is used as a perfectly flat reference surface for machining operations. They are a flat plane guaranteed to some tolerance (usually 0.0001" or the like). If you need to perfectly flatten a surface (such as a straightedge) you compare it to said surface block and making sure it has even contact throughout.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13112 on: April 20, 2016, 04:06:16 PM »
DH's CW: I know how much people in your wife's job make. If my wife made that much money we'd be living in X (fancypants) neighborhood instead of where you are.

We live in a perfectly fine working-class neighborhood, by the way. In a completely paid off house that is older but updated. This is also the same coworker who told a client he could make $1000 a day playing blackjack, but does his job because he "likes talking with people." And has been trying to buy a trailer for pretty much the entire time my husband has been working there (two years) but hasn't yet succeeded.

I would have thought playing blackjack professionally would be an awesome way to talk to lots of people.

I imagine you would be too busy concentrating on the cards to talk to people. That said, if true and he works a 5 day schedule with 4 weeks off then he could be earning $240k annually assuming he isn't bullshitting. Find the difference between this and what he currently earns and you'll find what his opportunity cost of "talking with people" is.

Can't save up enough to buy the trailer = can't save up enough to bankroll a professional blackjack career either. 

The variation is friggin huge - you need at least 100X your maximum bet just to be reasonably confident in not losing it all on day one.  If you play 400 hands per day (8 hours / day at 50 hands / hour), to make $1,000 = $2.50 per hand average.  Counting edge is about 1%, so that's an average bet size of $250.  Counting only works if you vary your bets substantially - so figure the highest bet is at least $500 to get to a $250 / hand average.  The card-counters they make movies about vary bets way more than this, so this seems conservative to me.  So you need a $50,000 bankroll to make $1K / day playing blackjack professionally.  Even if dude can play 1000 hands / day, he still needs to save up at least $20K to have a reasonable shot at success.

Then there's the whole problem that security will politely escort you out and tell you never to come back when they figure out you're counting cards.  Not in Atlantic City, but there they can just flat-bet you and render the counting moot.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13113 on: April 20, 2016, 05:57:52 PM »
The building is currently renovating the office's kitchens, probably in return for us agreeing to stay for longer.  They have put in a light-grey vinyl floor, and white cabinets and counters (perhaps solid?).

It has been less than two weeks, and the counters already have some stains.  The floors look dirty by 9am. Also, whoever put in the cabinets is very tall, and many of us can barely reach the second shelf.  The cabinets have approximately 4 inches of spacer on the bottom.  Nobody can figure out if the new kettle is on when the switch is at the red or the green, so we're still using the old kettle.

They have two kitchens still to do.  Hopefully they are given some feedback before they buy the materials. It isn't like this is rocket science.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13114 on: April 20, 2016, 06:41:43 PM »
The building is currently renovating the office's kitchens, probably in return for us agreeing to stay for longer.  They have put in a light-grey vinyl floor, and white cabinets and counters (perhaps solid?).

It has been less than two weeks, and the counters already have some stains.  The floors look dirty by 9am. Also, whoever put in the cabinets is very tall, and many of us can barely reach the second shelf.  The cabinets have approximately 4 inches of spacer on the bottom.  Nobody can figure out if the new kettle is on when the switch is at the red or the green, so we're still using the old kettle.

They have two kitchens still to do.  Hopefully they are given some feedback before they buy the materials. It isn't like this is rocket science.

What do you people do for a living? If you work in an office I assume someone at least has some degree of common sense.

Turn the kettle on to green (most likely option). Wait a couple of minutes, if it doesn't start to boil turn it onto red and see what happens.

Make a laminated sign next to the new kettle for the truly clueless explaining how to use it.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13115 on: April 20, 2016, 08:55:14 PM »
Thank you Primm for a much needed laugh!! Tough day of travel just brightened up.
« Last Edit: April 20, 2016, 08:56:58 PM by myhotrs »

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13116 on: April 21, 2016, 05:01:04 AM »
What do you people do for a living? If you work in an office I assume someone at least has some degree of common sense.

Turn the kettle on to green (most likely option). Wait a couple of minutes, if it doesn't start to boil turn it onto red and see what happens.

Make a laminated sign next to the new kettle for the truly clueless explaining how to use it.

It's the waiting around for a few minutes part - nobody feels like waiting around for the few minutes required to figure out the kettle when the old one still works.

Laminated signs in the office do not get read.

ETA: plus, I admit, very little common sense - the concept of putting small plates on top of small plates and large plates on top of large plates is too much for some of them.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2016, 05:55:24 AM by plainjane »

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13117 on: April 21, 2016, 10:14:37 AM »
There are signs throughout our bathrooms and breakrooms saying, "We do not have janitors, clean up after yourself." It works!

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13118 on: April 22, 2016, 12:03:10 PM »
One of my co-workers just mentioned that a customer paid $200,000 for a mobile home. 0.0

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« Reply #13119 on: April 22, 2016, 12:22:33 PM »
One of my co-workers just mentioned that a customer paid $200,000 for a mobile home. 0.0

Here in Yellowknife, you can easily pay $300,000 plus for one, not new either.

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« Reply #13120 on: April 22, 2016, 12:24:15 PM »
One of my co-workers just mentioned that a customer paid $200,000 for a mobile home. 0.0

I hope the punchline is, ". . . . and it comes with land with all the hookups in a great location."

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« Reply #13121 on: April 22, 2016, 12:33:03 PM »
One of my co-workers just mentioned that a customer paid $200,000 for a mobile home. 0.0

I hope the punchline is, ". . . . and it comes with land with all the hookups in a great location."

The company she bought it from has a loooooooooooong record of screwing people over and lying to them.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13122 on: April 22, 2016, 08:08:57 PM »
One of my bosses was talking about his friend that is buying a new Corvette. I asked how much they go for now? Somewhere north of $100K. I thought I did an admirable job of biting my tongue. Still hurts.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13123 on: April 22, 2016, 09:52:55 PM »
One of my bosses was talking about his friend that is buying a new Corvette. I asked how much they go for now? Somewhere north of $100K. I thought I did an admirable job of biting my tongue. Still hurts.
Starting MSRP: $55.4k. Someone is getting ripped off... Even the top of the line Z06 only starts at $79.4k. That's be a lot of options to get above $100k and wouldn't be a good representation of what a new Corvette usually would cost.

Ah, I see you are in Canada. The exchange rate is currently 1.27 per US dollar. The Canadian Corvette MSRP is $64.5k and $92.8k (Z06). I could see a Z06 going for over $100k after taxes fees and a few options. Based on the current exchange rate it seems Corvettes are actually cheaper in Canada right now.

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« Reply #13124 on: April 23, 2016, 01:54:23 AM »
I used to live in the states, but three months ago I got a very decent job offer and I returned to my home country (Italy).
In Europe salaries tend to be lower, but on average you get significantly better side benefits.

One of the common ones is the availability of a subsidized meal plan, i.e. companies have either an in house canteen or an agreement with an outside location, so that employees can get a full meal for an insignificant cost (almost always below 2, often below 1).

The company I work for now has it even better: lunch is free.
Yes you read that correctly, you get a very decent three course meal with lots of choices (pasta pizza meat vegetables fruits soups salads etc) for a grand total of ZERO.

Italians tend to be more frugal vs Americans (I thought), so I was completely blown away by the number of people that spend 5-7 to buy a sandwich (a freaking sandwich) at the bar next door.

I mean are these people COMPLETELY INSANE?

You know who's the only one who will absolutely ALWAYS eats at the free canteen other than me?
The CEO.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13125 on: April 23, 2016, 02:09:01 AM »
You know who's the only one who will absolutely ALWAYS eats at the free canteen other than me?
The CEO.

Hah.  That bodes well for the company's success, methinks.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13126 on: April 23, 2016, 02:24:12 AM »
You know who's the only one who will absolutely ALWAYS eats at the free canteen other than me?
The CEO.

Hah.  That bodes well for the company's success, methinks.

And maybe yours, if (s)he notices you doing that.  ;)

He is the reason why I left the USA (which I adore), so yes I absolutely agree it's a great sign for the company (the results since he joined 7 years ago seem to point in that direction as well) :)

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« Reply #13127 on: April 23, 2016, 03:29:44 AM »
I used to live in the states, but three months ago I got a very decent job offer and I returned to my home country (Italy).
In Europe salaries tend to be lower, but on average you get significantly better side benefits.

One of the common ones is the availability of a subsidized meal plan, i.e. companies have either an in house canteen or an agreement with an outside location, so that employees can get a full meal for an insignificant cost (almost always below 2, often below 1).

The company I work for now has it even better: lunch is free.
Yes you read that correctly, you get a very decent three course meal with lots of choices (pasta pizza meat vegetables fruits soups salads etc) for a grand total of ZERO.

Italians tend to be more frugal vs Americans (I thought), so I was completely blown away by the number of people that spend 5-7 to buy a sandwich (a freaking sandwich) at the bar next door.

I mean are these people COMPLETELY INSANE?

You know who's the only one who will absolutely ALWAYS eats at the free canteen other than me?
The CEO.

Wow. I'm self-employed but I worked on a project last year where everyone involved got lunch every day and dinner if we stayed last six. For free. I loved it! It wasn't totally amazing food (I had a baked potato for dinner literally every time) but FREE and all you had to do was walk downstairs and it was waiting for you!

I wonder if the CEO would consider charging people who don't eat the free lunch? To "cover the losses of throwing away prepared food". The only reason I can think of to go out is to get a bit of fresh air and a break, but there's this amazing thing called "a short walk"...

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13128 on: April 23, 2016, 06:13:16 AM »
Ah. Even worse than the people at my job who turn down the free green mountain coffee for the $4 Starbucks.... Apparently the commercial coffee canisters at work are gross but the commercial coffee canisters at Starbucks aren't

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« Reply #13129 on: April 23, 2016, 06:55:08 AM »
Ah. Even worse than the people at my job who turn down the free green mountain coffee for the $4 Starbucks.... Apparently the commercial coffee canisters at work are gross but the commercial coffee canisters at Starbucks aren't
I have a guy at work who I've seen buy outside coffee, even though we have in-house baristas that will make whatever coffee you want for free

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« Reply #13130 on: April 23, 2016, 07:30:28 AM »

I wonder if the CEO would consider charging people who don't eat the free lunch? To "cover the losses of throwing away prepared food". The only reason I can think of to go out is to get a bit of fresh air and a break, but there's this amazing thing called "a short walk"...

No need for that, the canteen is a shared one (I work in an industrial area with many many offices right outside of Milan) so it's not only "ours".

It really blows my mind.
I mean you can get a very decent (it's Italy, one of the advantages is that food is on average very good) meal for free, better than the average cheap restaurant, and people choose to eat a sandwich and pay money for that! 5 to 7!
Remember wages in Italy are fairly low, so that's equivalent to $10-15 in terms of NYC purchasing power.

When HR told me about this benefit I was like
"So how much does it cost me?"
Zero
"What do you mean ZERO? Like, I eat a three course meal for free?"
Yes
"Wait, how many tickets am I allowed per year?"
As many as you like, as long as you use them for yourself, a colleague, a customer
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« Reply #13131 on: April 23, 2016, 09:42:44 AM »

I wonder if the CEO would consider charging people who don't eat the free lunch? To "cover the losses of throwing away prepared food". The only reason I can think of to go out is to get a bit of fresh air and a break, but there's this amazing thing called "a short walk"...

No need for that, the canteen is a shared one (I work in an industrial area with many many offices right outside of Milan) so it's not only "ours".

It really blows my mind.
I mean you can get a very decent (it's Italy, one of the advantages is that food is on average very good) meal for free, better than the average cheap restaurant, and people choose to eat a sandwich and pay money for that! 5 to 7!
Remember wages in Italy are fairly low, so that's equivalent to $10-15 in terms of NYC purchasing power.

When HR told me about this benefit I was like
"So how much does it cost me?"
Zero
"What do you mean ZERO? Like, I eat a three course meal for free?"
Yes
"Wait, how many tickets am I allowed per year?"
As many as you like, as long as you use them for yourself, a colleague, a customer
"This is awesome"

I didn't mean that the CEO really needed to cover any losses, just that if I had that power I would bloody well do everything I could to make them eat the free food with any excuse available. (Yes, I yearn to be a benevolent dictator...) Does the company not pay the canteen for their lunches just in case they want to eat them? Maybe the opposite would be better, and you could earn an extra few euros a day if you ate in the canteen.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13132 on: April 23, 2016, 10:21:32 AM »
No, the company pays the canteen only for the redeemed tickets, so I guess they are secretly happy not everyone goes there :)

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13133 on: April 23, 2016, 12:35:20 PM »
In such a canteen I would probably change my 2 meals a day habit to a one big big meal a day and a snack habit ;)

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« Reply #13134 on: April 25, 2016, 09:07:35 AM »
I was talking to a sign vendor. Business owner. He told that in two years he was going to retire. "Fifty years of doing this is enough!"

When I suggested he spend his retirement going to National Parks and seeing some of the country, he said he heard of jobs where people pay you to drive their stuff across country when they don't have trucks. This man is over seventy. :/

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« Reply #13135 on: April 25, 2016, 09:58:09 AM »
One of the guys I work with recently purchased a $400,000 home.  He is single and makes ~$85,000/yr.  His big idea was that he is now going to do a side hustle (real estate) and has gained so much appreciation (I doubt he actually calculated comps - not sure what he is gauging this appreciation on).  His home is in a suburb about an hour or hour and a half drive out from the DC area.

I'm not sure how he qualified for that loan...but this isn't his first questionable choice, just the biggest I can recall from the last year.

mortgage loans are pretty easy to qualify for, and its usually way more than one should try to afford. my wife's credit is worse than mine so alone on around 90-95k i qualified for up to 500k .

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13136 on: April 25, 2016, 10:46:36 AM »
One of the guys I work with recently purchased a $400,000 home.  He is single and makes ~$85,000/yr.  His big idea was that he is now going to do a side hustle (real estate) and has gained so much appreciation (I doubt he actually calculated comps - not sure what he is gauging this appreciation on).  His home is in a suburb about an hour or hour and a half drive out from the DC area.

I'm not sure how he qualified for that loan...but this isn't his first questionable choice, just the biggest I can recall from the last year.

mortgage loans are pretty easy to qualify for, and its usually way more than one should try to afford. my wife's credit is worse than mine so alone on around 90-95k i qualified for up to 500k .

This. We have good credit, and, at the time, a household income of about 110k... The bank had approved us for up to 750k for a house. Like, are you MAD?? That's asking for it to be repossessed at the first sign of ANYTHING in your life changing.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13137 on: April 25, 2016, 10:51:10 AM »
mortgage loans are pretty easy to qualify for, and its usually way more than one should try to afford. my wife's credit is worse than mine so alone on around 90-95k i qualified for up to 500k .

This. We have good credit, and, at the time, a household income of about 110k... The bank had approved us for up to 750k for a house. Like, are you MAD?? That's asking for it to be repossessed at the first sign of ANYTHING in your life changing.
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That's insane.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13138 on: April 25, 2016, 11:01:25 AM »
mortgage loans are pretty easy to qualify for, and its usually way more than one should try to afford. my wife's credit is worse than mine so alone on around 90-95k i qualified for up to 500k .

This. We have good credit, and, at the time, a household income of about 110k... The bank had approved us for up to 750k for a house. Like, are you MAD?? That's asking for it to be repossessed at the first sign of ANYTHING in your life changing.

That's insane.
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Basically what we said. We wound up building a 3-story, 4-bedroom house on 2 acres of land for significantly less than half of that amount, and I still think we went overboard. Like, guys, what on earth do you spend the extra 400k ON??!

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13139 on: April 25, 2016, 11:15:51 AM »
mortgage loans are pretty easy to qualify for, and its usually way more than one should try to afford. my wife's credit is worse than mine so alone on around 90-95k i qualified for up to 500k .

This. We have good credit, and, at the time, a household income of about 110k... The bank had approved us for up to 750k for a house. Like, are you MAD?? That's asking for it to be repossessed at the first sign of ANYTHING in your life changing.

That's insane.

Basically what we said. We wound up building a 3-story, 4-bedroom house on 2 acres of land for significantly less than half of that amount, and I still think we went overboard. Like, guys, what on earth do you spend the extra 400k ON??!
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You are supposed to buy the biggest house you can afford!! I know that when we bought our house in 2004, we were approved for a $1M LOAN.

Um...now, I don't remember exactly what our income was back then.  But it was still insane.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13140 on: April 25, 2016, 11:18:45 AM »
My wife and I were preapproved for a $300k mortgage on a combined income of about $65k.

I actually asked the loan officer why she bothered asking how much money we make, because it clearly had nothing to do with figuring out how much we could pay back.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13141 on: April 25, 2016, 11:22:15 AM »
DW and I are about to go through the mortgage process in a couple of months. We make around $90k combined with credit scores in the mid-to-high 700s. We want a house costing around $200k, we expect to be approved for about $500k. Insanity!

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13142 on: April 25, 2016, 11:44:44 AM »
My wife and I were preapproved for a $300k mortgage on a combined income of about $65k.

I actually asked the loan officer why she bothered asking how much money we make, because it clearly had nothing to do with figuring out how much we could pay back.
I think I was making 72 when they told me I could afford a house for 320 or something. I told the loan officer I disagreed and didn't want to go over 300. Ended up in the 280s.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13143 on: April 25, 2016, 12:43:16 PM »


Basically what we said. We wound up building a 3-story, 4-bedroom house on 2 acres of land for significantly less than half of that amount, and I still think we went overboard. Like, guys, what on earth do you spend the extra 400k ON??!

Usually expensive land

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13144 on: April 25, 2016, 01:30:53 PM »


Basically what we said. We wound up building a 3-story, 4-bedroom house on 2 acres of land for significantly less than half of that amount, and I still think we went overboard. Like, guys, what on earth do you spend the extra 400k ON??!

Usually expensive land

Or ridiculous over-improvements that don't look any better or extend the life of the home proportionate with the cost. I'm thinking about stuff like marble tubs, stone flooring, imported granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, in-floor heating (which admittedly can be nice but it's freaking expensive), etc., etc. Then of course there are all kinds of crazy upgrades and improvements that aren't really. It would be worth starting a new thread just to mock overpriced home improvements.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13145 on: April 25, 2016, 02:36:37 PM »


Basically what we said. We wound up building a 3-story, 4-bedroom house on 2 acres of land for significantly less than half of that amount, and I still think we went overboard. Like, guys, what on earth do you spend the extra 400k ON??!

Usually expensive land

Or ridiculous over-improvements that don't look any better or extend the life of the home proportionate with the cost. I'm thinking about stuff like marble tubs, stone flooring, imported granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, in-floor heating (which admittedly can be nice but it's freaking expensive), etc., etc. Then of course there are all kinds of crazy upgrades and improvements that aren't really. It would be worth starting a new thread just to mock overpriced home improvements.

In my neck of the woods, all those increased finishes don't add that much.  The main cost is labor and land.  But then again, I've never seen stone flooring or a marble tub -- is that different from tile?  Or is it more castle-esque? 

Then again, I unmustachianly tend to think people in my area under-improve given what they pay for land.  Dude, you have a fully-depreciated $50k house from 1965 on top of a $1 million parcel -- why don't you upgrade that run down POS?

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13146 on: April 25, 2016, 03:34:36 PM »


Basically what we said. We wound up building a 3-story, 4-bedroom house on 2 acres of land for significantly less than half of that amount, and I still think we went overboard. Like, guys, what on earth do you spend the extra 400k ON??!

Usually expensive land

Or ridiculous over-improvements that don't look any better or extend the life of the home proportionate with the cost. I'm thinking about stuff like marble tubs, stone flooring, imported granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, in-floor heating (which admittedly can be nice but it's freaking expensive), etc., etc. Then of course there are all kinds of crazy upgrades and improvements that aren't really. It would be worth starting a new thread just to mock overpriced home improvements.

In my neck of the woods, all those increased finishes don't add that much.  The main cost is labor and land.  But then again, I've never seen stone flooring or a marble tub -- is that different from tile?  Or is it more castle-esque? 

Then again, I unmustachianly tend to think people in my area under-improve given what they pay for land.  Dude, you have a fully-depreciated $50k house from 1965 on top of a $1 million parcel -- why don't you upgrade that run down POS?

In my area people do go for ridiculous amounts of land, but they also seem to like ridiculous square footage.  Did you know you need 4000 sq ft to raise 2 kids?

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13147 on: April 26, 2016, 01:47:24 AM »
In my area people do go for ridiculous amounts of land, but they also seem to like ridiculous square footage.  Did you know you need 4000 sq ft to raise 2 kids?

Of course you do; in a smaller house you might actually see your progeny.

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13148 on: April 26, 2016, 03:50:41 AM »
In my area people do go for ridiculous amounts of land, but they also seem to like ridiculous square footage.  Did you know you need 4000 sq ft to raise 2 kids?

Of course you do; in a smaller house you might actually see your progeny.

That would probably means the nanny and house keeper aren't doing their job...

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Re: Overheard at Work
« Reply #13149 on: April 26, 2016, 06:14:03 AM »


Basically what we said. We wound up building a 3-story, 4-bedroom house on 2 acres of land for significantly less than half of that amount, and I still think we went overboard. Like, guys, what on earth do you spend the extra 400k ON??!

Usually expensive land

Or ridiculous over-improvements that don't look any better or extend the life of the home proportionate with the cost. I'm thinking about stuff like marble tubs, stone flooring, imported granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, in-floor heating (which admittedly can be nice but it's freaking expensive), etc., etc. Then of course there are all kinds of crazy upgrades and improvements that aren't really. It would be worth starting a new thread just to mock overpriced home improvements.

In my neck of the woods, all those increased finishes don't add that much.  The main cost is labor and land.  But then again, I've never seen stone flooring or a marble tub -- is that different from tile?  Or is it more castle-esque? 

Then again, I unmustachianly tend to think people in my area under-improve given what they pay for land.  Dude, you have a fully-depreciated $50k house from 1965 on top of a $1 million parcel -- why don't you upgrade that run down POS?

we bought a house thats probably 1k square feet too big, b/c to buy the lot was 250k, to build the house we wanted that was smaller on said lot was 250k.  so we ended up in a lot larger house for 440k.  Lake front land isnt cheap, esp. when its commuting distance to a city, so you dont have to own a second house at the ozarks and commute 4 hours roundtrip on weekends.  Our purchase wasnt the most MMM thing but with rates as they are and the bargain we got on the house (easily worth over 500k).  it shouldnt affect us too much.