misery for money is the shittiest bargain.
Cross-stitch this in a sampler and frame it on the wall!
It can go next to my 'if they don't have any books, don't fuck 'em' cross-stitch. #havestandards
Eek! What about people like me who used to have literal hundreds of books but then gave them all up for a more minimalist lifestyle? Like, the last time I moved house, I hired professional movers, and when they came in, they looked around at my furniture, etc., and said, "Oh, this should be an easy move -- you don't have that much stuff."
Fast forward to many hours later, after they had moved like the twentieth paper ream box of books. By this point, they had long stopped talking to me, and their sullen, fixed expressions told me they were feeling a special kind of hatred for me.
I did tip them well, at least. But I don't think it was enough.
Today, though, if you came to my house, you'd probably be struck by the number of books I
don't have.
My Kindle app on my iPad, though... well, that's another story...
ETA: I am not suggesting you should fuck me. Because that's just awkward and rude...