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OurTown

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Mercedes cologne
« on: August 07, 2017, 11:11:16 AM »
Uh . . . http://www.dillards.com/brand/Mercedes+Benz/beauty-fragrance-for-him

I can't afford the cologne because I bought the car.

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Re: Mercedes cologne
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2017, 09:09:49 AM »
I think it would be even funnier if a heavy user of this fragrance was unable to afford a car.

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Re: Mercedes cologne
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2017, 12:00:38 PM »
I wonder if they have regular & diesel? 

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Re: Mercedes cologne
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2017, 01:14:02 PM »
I wonder if they have regular & diesel?
I think you meant Premium Gasoline and BlueTEC.

TBH, I use the Diesel Masculine Eau De Cologne. It was free, can't remember how or why.
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Re: Mercedes cologne
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2017, 05:45:30 PM »
Didn't Hummer also come out with a cologne?

Madison Avenue is capitalizing on the fact that brand recognition is a thing.

It even helps some heads of state to get elected, or so I've heard ...

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Re: Mercedes cologne
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2017, 06:30:42 PM »
Now YOU can have that New Car Smell -- all the time!

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Re: Mercedes cologne
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2017, 09:38:20 PM »
I like the design of the bottles, I must say.

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Re: Mercedes cologne
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2017, 02:56:32 AM »
I like the design of the bottles, I must say.

It's all about the bottle and nothing to do with what's inside.

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Re: Mercedes cologne
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2017, 06:58:40 AM »
Didn't Hummer also come out with a cologne?

Madison Avenue is capitalizing on the fact that brand recognition is a thing.

It even helps some heads of state to get elected, or so I've heard ...

Are you more likely to get a "hummer" if you wear the Hummer cologne?

Sorry, that was crude.

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Re: Mercedes cologne
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2017, 11:51:01 AM »
If they ever market a  Tesla Cologne, it will come in a biodegradable vessel and smell like zero emissions.

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Re: Mercedes cologne
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2017, 03:01:19 PM »
Now YOU can have that New Car Smell -- all the time!

When I first saw the title I thought: "Hmm, who wants to smell like a German taxi?"
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Re: Mercedes cologne
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2017, 03:57:16 PM »
I wonder if they have regular & diesel?
I think you meant Premium Gasoline and BlueTEC.

TBH, I use the Diesel Masculine Eau De Cologne. It was free, can't remember how or why.

No, no, no.   The true scent of a manly car man is "Fast Orange".