How long have you been doing Mustachianism, MissStache? I've learned to keep my mouth shut. Some of my closest friends know I'm doing it (indeed, one of them has begun to emulate the minimalist lifestyle), but otherwise the word is mum. I've found the levels of anger, innumeracy, and negativity people can lash is out of proportion with what MMM proposes. I'd like to help my friends, but I'm afraid most will find out when my Facebook status reads something like, "Done working for life! Retired. Hope you're enjoying your quartz countertops and SUVs. So long, suckas!!"