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Can't afford presents this year? Buy a 2015 Ford Escape!
« on: December 10, 2015, 08:48:07 AM »
I just heard an advertisement explaining that the local Ford dealership understand that for a lot of hard working Americans it can be tough to make ends meet and to give their loved ones what they deserve at Christmas. And that's why they're bundling their 2015 Ford Escapes with  $3,000 cashback which you can then use to buy everyone the Christmas presents they deserve. Why wait to be underwater on your car loan when you can start underwater.

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Re: Can't afford presents this year? Buy a 2015 Ford Escape!
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2015, 09:18:23 AM »
Oh, the bitter irony of being financially trapped by an Escape. . . .

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Re: Can't afford presents this year? Buy a 2015 Ford Escape!
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2015, 09:19:32 AM »
I just heard an advertisement explaining that the local Ford dealership understand that for a lot of hard working Americans it can be tough to make ends meet and to give their loved ones what they deserve at Christmas. And that's why they're bundling their 2015 Ford Escapes with  $3,000 cashback which you can then use to buy everyone the Christmas presents they deserve. Why wait to be underwater on your car loan when you can start underwater.
Makes sense to me. "Can't afford presents this year? Buy a 2015 Ford Escape! Then you won't be able to afford presents in all future years, either"

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Re: Can't afford presents this year? Buy a 2015 Ford Escape!
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2015, 09:33:17 AM »
Oh, the bitter irony of being financially trapped by an Escape. . . .

Almost as bad as being financially eaten alive by your Ford 150 Raptor

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Re: Can't afford presents this year? Buy a 2015 Ford Escape!
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2015, 09:44:32 AM »
Oh, the bitter irony of being financially trapped by an Escape. . . .

LOL! *applause*

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Re: Can't afford presents this year? Buy a 2015 Ford Escape!
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2015, 10:24:45 AM »
Oh, the bitter irony of being financially trapped by an Escape. . . .

Almost as bad as being financially eaten alive by your Ford 150 Raptor
but at the price of the raptor... you kinda asked for it.

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Re: Can't afford presents this year? Buy a 2015 Ford Escape!
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2015, 10:57:40 AM »
I just heard an advertisement explaining that the local Ford dealership understand that for a lot of hard working Americans it can be tough to make ends meet and to give their loved ones what they deserve at Christmas. And that's why they're bundling their 2015 Ford Escapes with  $3,000 cashback which you can then use to buy everyone the Christmas presents they deserve. Why wait to be underwater on your car loan when you can start underwater.
Makes sense to me. "Can't afford presents this year? Buy a 2015 Ford Escape! Then you won't be able to afford presents in all future years, either"
You will just have to buy a new Ford every year. Problem solved!

 

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