I can't wait to retire in 2065!! It will be my 50th work anniversary at my company and then I can pick the fanciest gift in the coroporate gift catalogue!! I will have the fanciest company logo gear out of anyone in the office, everyone will be so jealous! And I can't wait to display the plaque with my name and work anniversary in my cubicle! I'll finally be top dawg!!
No joke: I've heard the anniversary gift catalogue at a certain Fortune 500 company has a company logo coffin. So you can die and put your lifeless corpse in a box with your company's name engraved on it so they can forever own your soul.
A few years ago, a fellow at work reached 55 years of service. You get a new year pin every 5 years in addition to some token gift. Nobody had ever gotten there before, so they had to make a custom pin just for him.
He worked another 3.5 years, just retired last month. Apparently work was generally more relaxing than his home life.
