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"Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
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Inaya
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Location: Land of Entrapment
"Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
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September 29, 2016, 02:30:59 PM »
http://www.us.kohler.com/us/Numi-Intelligent-Comfort-Height-skirted-one-piece-elongated-dual-flush-toilet-(less-remote)/productDetail/toilets/949936.htm?skuId=949924&brandId=430036
Not only does it have a foot warmer AND a heated seat, you can use Bluetooth to store your favorite MP3s to its on-board SD card. You can also program your toilet with a welcome message. Presumably with instructions so your guests can figure out how to use it?
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marty998
Walrus Stache
Posts: 7372
Location: Sydney, Oz
Re: "Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
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September 29, 2016, 03:10:08 PM »
I'm curious to know what sort of welcome message one might record...
"Hello, My name's <insert name of arch nemesis>. I'll be your toilet for today and I'm happy to take all the shit you can throw at me!"
???
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cube.37
5 O'Clock Shadow
Posts: 97
Re: "Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
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September 29, 2016, 03:14:10 PM »
I'm loving the third picture...It must be pretty cool if models are using it. AND I won't have to miss out on all the fun if i'm having stomach problems during a pool party!
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slugline
Handlebar Stache
Posts: 1175
Location: Houston, TX USA
Re: "Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
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September 29, 2016, 03:23:26 PM »
Oh, but it's not just $6338! Notice that buying one of the remotes ($575 standard or $675 premium) is "required."
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Frankies Girl
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Posts: 3899
Age: 86
Location: The oubliette.
Ghouls Just Wanna Have Funds!
Re: "Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
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September 29, 2016, 03:37:57 PM »
Bob's Burgers Episode: O.T. The Outside Toilet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLSa2f4gxes
That Kohler one should tell better jokes for that price.
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Threshkin
Handlebar Stache
Posts: 1088
Location: Colorado
Re: "Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
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September 29, 2016, 04:13:00 PM »
But, but...it has colored lights!
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The Guru
Bristles
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Age: 68
Location: Great Lakes
Re: "Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
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September 30, 2016, 05:58:22 PM »
That's a toilet!?! It looks like a laundry hamper. Which is a bad thing to confuse with a toilet.
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Kaydedid
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Re: "Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
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October 12, 2016, 05:58:34 PM »
Sister paid extra to get Kohler fixtures in her house, and she has had all the problems, from clogged toilets to leaking sinks and shower heads. Meanwhile, our off brand stuff hasn't had a single issue.
Sent from my SM-G930V using Tapatalk
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TheGrimSqueaker
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Location: A desert wasteland, where none but the weird survive
Re: "Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
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October 13, 2016, 01:15:57 AM »
I'm barely coherent in the mornings. The last thing I need is a crapper that's smarter than me.
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SeaEhm
Bristles
Posts: 446
The Guilt is Real
Re: "Intelligent" Toilet - Just $6,338!
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October 16, 2016, 10:40:01 AM »
To be frank... I would actually pay $1,000 to $2,000 for a toilet that included state of the art cleansing technology.
I guess I would only buy this toilet if I had this house. Only problem is that the toilet seems to be facing the wrong way.
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SeaEhm
Bristles
Posts: 446
The Guilt is Real
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October 16, 2016, 10:40:43 AM »
just saw that the toilet is in the living room.
Friends come over
"Hey what are you watching?"
Oh.. Just John on the John
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